Witness my first Let's Play from when I was 7 years old!!!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Hey guys! What's up? I found this forum to be way to unsilly recently so I thought I'd do something to fix this. Unfortunately I just couldn't think of anything. Until yesterday when I browsed through some old files and found a Let's Play style video game walkthrough I did when I was seven and I figure yeah, that just may be what this forum needs right now.

It was originally in German with horrible grammar, when translating I tried to keep the feel that I had no grasp on the concept of grammar.

There wont be any new updates as I am not in the right spirit anymore but this I already have 5 updates here you may enjoy (Part 3 is missing)

It's also important to note that this predates slowbeef's strategy guide to metal gear 2 and may be the true "first Let's Play"

Episode 1retsupurae teh guardian legend

Hello, this is Guardian Legend Letsplay


This is title screen.


This is story you can see on picture but here is again:

"Long ago,an alien race sent the a huge world hurtling towardthe earth,loaded with a cargo of mysterious lifeforms you must battle your way deep within the alien wold t odestroy it's vicious inhabitants. You are the guardian of earth and your sage will become TEH GUARDIAN LEGEND"

Let's start game. I mean play, Let's play!


This is me in space


This is rocks come to attack me


Help, it hard to hold camera to make picture while play


I die

THE END!

Episode 2retsupurae the guardian legend 2 i get lost please help

Hello this is part second of guardian legend letsplay


last time wenn stopped play i finished corridor first but i dont show because it hard to make picture of game while play. sorry

but i fixed! now i can show all!


there enemies here .help


the arrow show me where to go


bad arrow not everywhere so i have to fight this.


it dead!


more arrow!


Now arrow everywhere I go,


I never get lost!


Help arrow have captured me!
I make contest. who can tell me how to escape arrow get shout out!

Episode 4retsupurae guardian legend 4 broccoli saga begin

Hello, this is guardian legend letsplay part fourth.

part third got lost sorry because power went out and i forget save. But I tell you what happen. First i escape arrow. the fifth fiend tell to ask for fish, i do, but not work. Then strange symbol man say come on to arrow. i put on nice face and am super nice to arrow but they not respond. So think maybe they sad they don't have fish so I go to market and buy dead trout. back home I try to give fish to arrow. throw it at monitor but it not work. Then I see that it paused and I press play. After that I kill three boss. It really cool, sorry I don't have anymore but it hard to make



now in broccoli forest.


they hard I run


arrow


now time for action


I now fly!


a lot of things try to hurt me

Then mother call me upstairs and tell me stop play video game and do homework and i say i not play i watch play and make photo with my camera. she say i crazy. took long so video was over when i back. sorry

Episode 5retsupurae the guardian legend 5 tomaso help me this time

Hello this is part fifth of guardian legend letsplay

someone (editor note: fifth fiend) say i ask mom for arrow but mom not know what i mean she think i confused and say she bring me to man who help me soon. I don't know why help me mom just too stupid to know about the arrow.

This time is special chapter. I have friend with me who also talk about game. His name tomaso and he a little bit older than me (i 7, he 8)


I wanted to do more broccoli forest but tomaso say that doing forest twice is boring so i now do this.


again arrow i tell tomaso about arrow problem and why i dont listen to arrow anymore he say that smart, arrow probably a trick.


there arrow everywhere i walk against arrow because it tell me go back where i was. tomaso say that they put arrow in to make game longer for people who have problem figure arrow out


here i decide to follow arrow and tomaso say he bored now can we do somethng else i say no we finish this and he get grumpy.


we find this enemy and tomaso really like it so i make close picture. we talk a lot about and make joke how stupid it look and laugh


i see hole in ground and jump in tomaso say that stupid then tomaso see i transform into fighter jet and then he say that cool


while fly tomaso say use different angle it more dramatic so i try different angle and it look good.


we find boss and tomaso say he special enemy we need big picture of it so everyone can see. we then make really funny joke about enemy until it dead.

when it dead video over and tomaso say that game boring and we go to his house to play good game. so we go to his house to play good game .game is complicated but it easy because life get refill every time i stand behind wall for five second and i also can press button to aim enemy. it scary though. when i shoot the enemy blood come out of him and he scream. i feel sad for hurt enemy. when i go home and tell mom and dad about game i play they angry and say i not allowed to be tomasos friend anymore because he bad influence. but sometimes when parents not look i talk to tomaso in school about game.

Episode 6retsupurae tgl 6 there eye monster

Hello this is guardian legend letsplay part sixth

Last time tomaso here. this time not because parents not allow me to be friend with tomaso. but i good alone too you will see


I now in red place. it look gross


Boss appear and I die.


It happen again


Why game have so many arrow? smart player figure out not trust arrow before this


I remember tomaso and make close picture of special enemy


Fly is more fun it without walking and find way.


Boss appear! he scare me


He scare me more now. I stop play.

I not play game more sorry
it too scary now. i hope you like first try at letsplay. and so my letsplay first conclude

credit:
letsplay: me
one time also letsplay: tomaso
game: game company
music: (you dont hear but it in game) game company
meanie: mom + dad

special thank: you a great reader