Help me come up with a plan

[Aerozord]

I'm out of ideas, so while my nihilistic tendencies tell me to assume thats because there aren't any options. However I am not perfect, and I am under alot of stress, so maybe there is something I didn't think of.

Now I am trying to figure out what to do with my life. Not long term, but short term, I mean like to survive kinda thing. So here is my current situation.

I do prepare well for things to turn south, so I have some time. I made extra payments on my car so dont have to worry about that till april. My savings are about four thousand dollars. With abit over 200 leaving my account for my student loans, and then there is my cellphone, and other minor expenses. So by the time my car payments come due again my finances will be so bad that my entire financial life will implode. Car repossessed, bank account empty, cellphone gone, and credit ruined, all with an ever snowballing debt that (at 30k+) is already next to impossible to pay off.

Ok forecast out of the way, here is what I've already exhausted.

I do not qualify for any government aid including work programs and vocational studies.

I have run out of conventional employment options (I couldn't even get an interview at McDonalds) and have already checked with friends and family to see if they know a place I could work and nothing worked out.

No marketable skills

Only a high school education

Family will not aid me more than they are currently (mostly by not letting me starve to death)

Finally do not suggest school, the only reason things are so dire is because I was dumb enough to try that.

Oh and any method must generate atleast 600 a month to cover all of my loan payments, car insurance, that kinda stuff.

So what do you think, any options I haven't thought about yet? Got about 9 months to solve this problem before my entire life is destroyed beyond repair.