"Bullshit Mountain? When Was That Approved?" or "Picking Up Drunk Girls"

Seil · 03-18-2015, 12:06 AM

So here's how my work week works; I work four days on, two days off. My weekends move around. The other thing is that the hours swap - the first week is in the morning, second week is in the evening, rinse, lather, repeat.

Today was the "Monday" of my morning shifts. It went pretty okay. I was asked by scheduling to work overtime, and ended up working a twelve hour shift wiping people's bums. (It's not all like that, sometimes I wipe their penis or their vagina to prevent urinary tract infections.) So this evening, after I got off, I decided to hit the bar in town and have a drink or two to celebrate St. Patrick's day.

...To be honest, the bar scene doesn't interest me much. I go because people serve me food and drinks and I can read my Ivanhoe in peace. Tonight, though, there was a really cute girl. She had long dark hair and she was wearing a dress. My one weakness, a girl who is cute and flirty. It was kind of obvious that she was a bit tipsy, and I teetered betwixt talking to her and just drinking my scotch, but liquid courage prevailed and after I hit the bathroom, I tried to hit on her.

Long story short, I got a vibe that she wasn't into me, and decided to leave. On the other hand, if things went well, I probably wouldn't have gone through with it - lots of reasons, one of them being drunk girl was drinking.

I'm relating the exchange later, and apparently my sister tells me that she's a friend of my older brother's and drugs and sex and all that.

So obviously taking advantage of people is wrong, and I would never do that.

But then what's with people saying bars are the perfect place to pick up chicks?

(Because the dudes that call women "chicks" are chauvinistic pricks.) But then where do you go to meet people?

03-18-2015, 12:06 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"Bullshit Mountain? When Was That Approved?" or "Picking Up Drunk Girls" So here's how my work week works; I work four days on, two days off. My weekends move around. The other thing is that the hours swap - the first week is in the morning, second week is in the evening, rinse, lather, repeat. Today was the "Monday" of my morning shifts. It went pretty okay. I was asked by scheduling to work overtime, and ended up working a twelve hour shift wiping people's bums. (It's not all like that, sometimes I wipe their penis or their vagina to prevent urinary tract infections.) So this evening, after I got off, I decided to hit the bar in town and have a drink or two to celebrate St. Patrick's day. ...To be honest, the bar scene doesn't interest me much. I go because people serve me food and drinks and I can read my Ivanhoe in peace. Tonight, though, there was a really cute girl. She had long dark hair and she was wearing a dress. My one weakness, a girl who is cute and flirty. It was kind of obvious that she was a bit tipsy, and I teetered betwixt talking to her and just drinking my scotch, but liquid courage prevailed and after I hit the bathroom, I tried to hit on her. Long story short, I got a vibe that she wasn't into me, and decided to leave. On the other hand, if things went well, I probably wouldn't have gone through with it - lots of reasons, one of them being drunk girl was drinking. I'm relating the exchange later, and apparently my sister tells me that she's a friend of my older brother's and drugs and sex and all that. So obviously taking advantage of people is wrong, and I would never do that. But then what's with people saying bars are the perfect place to pick up chicks? (Because the dudes that call women "chicks" are chauvinistic pricks.) But then where do you go to meet people?