Who knew again?

[Whomper]

Jynx - krogothwolf (that shit creeps me out)
Mewtwo - Smarty McBarrelpants (pussify me cap'n)
Ninetails - Rejected Again (the pokemon behind the first time I ever heard of "furry" *shudder*)
Metapod - Si Civa (worthless pod!)
Kakuna - Krylo (slightly less worthless pod!)
Dragonair - Sir Pinkleton (a pretty dragon... which makes for good decor)
Psyduck - Archbio (confusing yellow turd)
Scyther - The Wandering God (not into fudgepacking)
Diglett - InsaneGenius (I dig it)
Venusaur - Greed (not quite a dinosaur)
Infernape - 42PETUNIAS (karate monkey with fire? promising)
Gyarados - Mr. Bookworm (the beast)
Charizard - Fifthfiend (the beast with wings and fire and ATTITUDE)

So yeah, winner is Fifth.