Let's Play Dwarf Fortress - Skeletal WHAT?!

[Corel]

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Sheriff Wigmund thinks an eyepatch would be fine.

But first, you need to walk them streets and be a rampant drankard for a good few decades. Our Watch also has to be completely incompetant for a good few years too.

You also have to wear worn out boots.

Edit: Which translates into if we keep doing the things we are doing right now you can achieve this in no time!