Avvy RP VIII: Discussion IV; I'm With Stupid

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

Find some way to de-age me, and I can teleport us there. It's an evil spaceship, plenty of shadow for 'portin. And plenty of darkness in space itself!

Then we make Shyria shoot lasers when she roars, and follow through with the thrusters. Dinotastic!

Hopefully the amount of awesome contained in this plan alone will draw the attention of the laws of physics away from the fact that me and most of the attack crew can't breathe in a vacuum.