Public complaint to Lev

[Bob The Mercenary]

I fucking hate you.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary

I fucking hate you.

Bob, you should see a doctor before taking Viagra first.

[bluestarultor]

Or, you know, actually activate your anti-virus software. It doesn't exactly do any good turned off.


Edit: Or if you don't have any (not the smartest idea), you can get a free copy of AVG and never have to worry about it again.

[Wigmund]

Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary

I fucking hate you.

You keep away from us what with your pornography-addicted horny old man computer virus infecting your computer machine!

Now we're all gonna have to wear our special bio-suits when we visit these fine forums!

All because of you, you infectious harlot! With your multiple downloads, porn and Viagra! Next thing we know you'll be replaced by a Mexican medicinal spambot, and we won't suspect a thing! Then bam! We're all infected and having to explain to our significant others why our computers are downloading donkey porn, pictures of Frida Kahlo, and south-of-the-border knockoff drugs for various sexual dysfunctions!

Is that what's going on Bob! Is that what you're cunning plan is?! Act all nice and drunk, but you're really a bandito spambot wanting to cross our borders and rape our women and corrupt our youth with your strange customs! We won't suspect a thing until the spambot starts posting liberal viewpoints about how it'd be great if we allowed spambots to flood into the country! We wouldn't suspect a thing and it'd be your fault Bob! All your fault you infectious spambot!

[P-Sleazy]

My friend has that exact same virus. It just opens up hundreds of tabs to "Porno.com". Most hilarious thing we've ever seen cause she still has full functionality with her computer with the exception that she can't use IE cause of Porno.com opening. She can however use any other browser. Just not IE.