The Chatroulette Adventure

Kerensky287 · 03-24-2010, 06:04 AM

For those who don't know, Chatroulette is a bit of an odd site. With a webcam, you can videochat with a random person around the world. Of course, video + audience + anonymity is guaranteed to equal bad things. So I plan to go on this site and record my findings for you all to see!

Session 1: A random person. He asks about the bomb in my closet. I claim ignorance. I turn the camera around to face the poster on my wall for the next session.

Session 2: I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket. The other man introduces himself as russian. The language barrier stands firm.

Session 3: A man is masturbating. I flee.

Session 4: A man is masturbating. I flee.

Session 5: A man is undoing his pants, preparing to masturbate. I flee.

Session 6: An elderly man. I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket and promptly warn him about the penises. I then make a joke about a small sample size. He types for 30 seconds. His message reads "Yes."

Session 7: A... woman is masturbating? I can't tell. This is even worse than the man somehow. I flee.

Session 8: A teenager appears. I convince him this is being broadcast in front of an auditorium. He flees.

Session 9: Does not exist. I am now blocked for the next 20 minutes.

Feel free to record your own adventures on this mysterious site! Venture forth at your own risk. The site has a good chance of not being safe for work depending on your luck.

On the plus side, now I know how that kid in the Images thread is so awesome. He's just numb to all the horrors the world can show him.

Melfice · 03-24-2010, 06:31 AM

Happened a while back, while I was bored to death.

Session 1: Black screen; promptly disconnected
Session 2: Black screen; promptly disconnected
Session 3: Male; masturbating. I disconnect.
Session 4: Female; "conversation" commences. I greet, she just stares at the cam for 10 minutes (Hey, it's not like "she" was wasting MY time). Determine this is somebody pranking me. I disconnect.
Session 5: Somebody hung (Yes. I shit you not.) in a room. Determine 4chan is probably behind this, using probably a photo and some other software. I disconnect.
Session 6: Male; masturbating. I disconnect.

Decide this service sucks ass, never visited again.

Kerensky287 · 03-24-2010, 06:41 AM

THEN YOU DID NOT DO IT RIGHT.

The best option is to create the most surreal conversations possible. A good way to do this is using Manycam or another virtual webcam to display a picture for people to react to.

It's like a TV show of it's own, as long as you skip past the goddamn masturbation.

EDIT: Currently using Robert Pattinson. The responses are SUBLIME.

Kim · 03-24-2010, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

The best option is to create the most surreal conversations possible. A good way to do this is using Manycam or another virtual webcam to display a picture for people to react to.

I was using a picture of Kamina Squirtle, but then I got reported...

EDIT: Gonna use a pic of the Nostalgia Critic once the ban wears off.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 03-24-2010, 07:49 AM

This is the most terrible thread I have ever encountered on this site. There again when the second sentance in the thread contains the words "webcam" and "random person" I shouldn't be surprised.

Kerensky287 · 03-24-2010, 07:54 AM

Got banned again, apparently somebody hates Twilight. When it wears off, I'm going straight MSPaint Adventures.

And Hawk, "most terrible thread"? I don't think that word means what you think it means. You probably meant to say "inspired."

EDIT: You know, I'm starting to think that people might be reporting me for NOT being a topless woman.

Pip Boy · 03-24-2010, 08:04 AM

Are there really that many video clips of people masturbating on there? Thank god I never tried it.

EDIT: Maybe its called chatroulette because 5/6 are shooting blanks at you?

Kim · 03-24-2010, 08:06 AM

I can't really make Nostalgia Critic into a good conversation starter, so I'm back with Kamina Squirtle, even though it got me banned again.

EDIT: Running with Kamina Squirtle and have the Pokemon song full blast in the background

Magic_Marker · 03-24-2010, 08:09 AM

You could always sing them a song.

Kerensky287 · 03-24-2010, 08:14 AM

You know, I think there ARE people who just report anyone who isn't a woman. What, do they seriously think that any girl will instantly become overcome with lust at the sight of these creepy hairy people jerking off?

Goddamn trolls. Ruin my MS Paint Adventures, will you...

03-24-2010, 06:04 AM	#1
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	The Chatroulette Adventure For those who don't know, Chatroulette is a bit of an odd site. With a webcam, you can videochat with a random person around the world. Of course, video + audience + anonymity is guaranteed to equal bad things. So I plan to go on this site and record my findings for you all to see! Session 1: A random person. He asks about the bomb in my closet. I claim ignorance. I turn the camera around to face the poster on my wall for the next session. Session 2: I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket. The other man introduces himself as russian. The language barrier stands firm. Session 3: A man is masturbating. I flee. Session 4: A man is masturbating. I flee. Session 5: A man is undoing his pants, preparing to masturbate. I flee. Session 6: An elderly man. I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket and promptly warn him about the penises. I then make a joke about a small sample size. He types for 30 seconds. His message reads "Yes." Session 7: A... woman is masturbating? I can't tell. This is even worse than the man somehow. I flee. Session 8: A teenager appears. I convince him this is being broadcast in front of an auditorium. He flees. Session 9: Does not exist. I am now blocked for the next 20 minutes. Feel free to record your own adventures on this mysterious site! Venture forth at your own risk. The site has a good chance of not being safe for work depending on your luck. On the plus side, now I know how that kid in the Images thread is so awesome. He's just numb to all the horrors the world can show him.

03-24-2010, 06:41 AM	#3
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	THEN YOU DID NOT DO IT RIGHT. The best option is to create the most surreal conversations possible. A good way to do this is using Manycam or another virtual webcam to display a picture for people to react to. It's like a TV show of it's own, as long as you skip past the goddamn masturbation. EDIT: Currently using Robert Pattinson. The responses are SUBLIME. Last edited by Kerensky287; 03-24-2010 at 06:43 AM.

03-24-2010, 07:54 AM	#6
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Got banned again, apparently somebody hates Twilight. When it wears off, I'm going straight MSPaint Adventures. And Hawk, "most terrible thread"? I don't think that word means what you think it means. You probably meant to say "inspired." EDIT: You know, I'm starting to think that people might be reporting me for NOT being a topless woman. Last edited by Kerensky287; 03-24-2010 at 08:00 AM.

03-24-2010, 08:06 AM	#8
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I can't really make Nostalgia Critic into a good conversation starter, so I'm back with Kamina Squirtle, even though it got me banned again. EDIT: Running with Kamina Squirtle and have the Pokemon song full blast in the background Last edited by Kim; 03-24-2010 at 08:14 AM.

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03-24-2010, 06:31 AM	#2
Melfice Vigilo - Confido Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,846	Happened a while back, while I was bored to death. Session 1: Black screen; promptly disconnected Session 2: Black screen; promptly disconnected Session 3: Male; masturbating. I disconnect. Session 4: Female; "conversation" commences. I greet, she just stares at the cam for 10 minutes (Hey, it's not like "she" was wasting MY time). Determine this is somebody pranking me. I disconnect. Session 5: Somebody hung (Yes. I shit you not.) in a room. Determine 4chan is probably behind this, using probably a photo and some other software. I disconnect. Session 6: Male; masturbating. I disconnect. Decide this service sucks ass, never visited again.

03-24-2010, 08:04 AM	#7
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Are there really that many video clips of people masturbating on there? Thank god I never tried it. EDIT: Maybe its called chatroulette because 5/6 are shooting blanks at you?

03-24-2010, 08:09 AM	#9
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	You could always sing them a song.

03-24-2010, 08:14 AM	#10
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	You know, I think there ARE people who just report anyone who isn't a woman. What, do they seriously think that any girl will instantly become overcome with lust at the sight of these creepy hairy people jerking off? Goddamn trolls. Ruin my MS Paint Adventures, will you...