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Unread 03-30-2010, 07:39 AM   #1
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On March 30 2010, the first collisions took place between two 3.5 TeV beams. This set a world record for the highest energy man-made particle collisions.
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The first p-p collisions at energies higher than Fermilab's Tevatron p-pbar collisions have been published on arXiv, yielding greater-than-predicted charged hadron production. The CMS paper reports that the increase in the production rate of charged hadrons when the center-of-mass energy goes from 0.9 TeV to 2.36 TeV exceeds the predictions of the theoretical models used in the analysis, with the excess ranging from 10% to 14%, depending upon which model is used. The charged hadrons were primarily mesons (kaons and pions).
So, it finally worked and it produced 14% more Hadrons causes 25% more Hard'ons on scientistis! *Ba~dum-tish*
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Unread 03-30-2010, 07:54 AM   #2
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Hurray, 1.1 to 1.14 hadrons for the price of 1.

So, what's the point?
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So, it finally worked and it produced 14% more Hadrons causes 25% more Hard'ons on scientistis! *Ba~dum-tish*
Wait wait wait. They were firing TeV at each other?! That's awesome! Unless it's actually some lame science term, in which case Poop.
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Hurray, 1.1 to 1.14 hadrons for the price of 1.

So, what's the point?
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I know we're all thinking it but I might as well say it, this thread is awesome if I change hadrons to boners.

Edit: And man-made particle collisions to man-on-man boner collisions.
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It was the unicorns that saved us. They did something so we were all ported to a parallel world where the only difference was that they never existed and the LHC wasn't built at the time. But humans are driven to build it because of the commands from the Gods of Science who exist outside reality and want to see how big of an explosion they can create by manipulating the puny mortals in this reality.

This happens every time the LHC is built and starts functioning. Another species has to sacrifice itself to save the universe.

The first time is was the dinosaurs. The most recent was the unicorns. Next time it will be the pygmy marmosets.
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