Pokemon Umbral Theatre 24: Menarker's Madhouse

[Astral Harmony]

I came up with a really stupid idea while chatting with Menarker.

Maybe instead of a PATCA-based UmbraLite, we could actually do a more traditional Pokemon RP which the same level of wackiness. It'll still be UmbraLite, using low level statistics with small groups to create speedy, small scale, humorous battles.

The idea is that you're all young kids who just reached the age to go on a journey, though the Pokebrid and Slayer classes will also be available in addition to the Pokemon Trainer.

You meet Professor Ricewood, the Trainers collect their Honmyr original starters, and go on an epic journey, fighting strange enemies and whatnot, with low level Pokemon and everything.

Just stop me if I'm being a weird boy again.

EDIT: I guess nobody likes the idea. Oh, well.

Menarker, I came up with the first nine entries of the Honmyr Pokedex. Here are the rough drafts of them...

Honmyr Pokedex Guide

1. Snapdry
2. Draflora
3. Mandragor
4. Firefur
5. Charabid
6. Fiernarog
7. Segrift
8. Aerochnid
9. Abysslayer

* Starter Pokemon & Evolutions

- 1. Snapdry (Grass) [Biting Plant Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: Feeds on a rather steady diet of small bug Pokemon. They usually hunt alone and only at night unless their only choice of prey happens to be a more powerful foe.
Evolutionary Line: Snapdry > Draflora > Mandragor
Moves: Acid, Bite, Draco Meteor, Dragon Claw, Dragon Rush, Flail, Flash Cannon, Frenzy Plant, Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, Outrage, Shadow Ball, Synthesis
Ability: Overgrow
Statistic Potential: HP=2, Att=2, Def=2, SpAtt=2, SpDef=2, Spd=3

- 2. Draflora (Grass/Dragon) [Floral Predator Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: Draflora have moved up from dining on various Bug types. They are known to hunt down Pokemon as large as adult humans.
Evolutionary Line: Snapdry < Draflora > Mandragor
Moves: Acid, Bite, Draco Meteor, Dragon Claw, Dragon Rush, Flail, Flash Cannon, Frenzy Plant, Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, Outrage, Shadow Ball, Synthesis
Ability: Overgrow
Statistic Potential: HP=2, Att=3, Def=3, SpAtt=3, SpDef=3, Spd=4

- 3. Mandragor (Grass/Dragon) [Forest King Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: Known to protect forests from those who would destroy them since ancient times. Mandragor are capable of living for over a thousand years and occasionally reach incredible size.
Evolutionary Line: Snapdry < Draflora < Mandragor
Moves: Acid, Bite, Draco Meteor, Dragon Claw, Dragon Rush, Flail, Flash Cannon, Frenzy Plant, Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, Outrage, Shadow Ball, Synthesis
Ability: Overgrow
Statistic Potential: Hp=3, Att=3, Def=4, SpAtt=3, SpDef=4, Spd=5

- 4. Firefur (Fire) [Fiery Dog Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: These red, unhealthy beasts are difficult to tame, but fierce allies under the right trainer. They use their own surprising internal heat to forge their large claws and cook their slaughtered victims.
Evolutionary Line: Firefur > Charabid > Fiernarog
Moves: Cross Poison, Crunch, Dig, Earthquake, Fire Fang, Flamethrower, Gastro Acid, Gunk Shot, Inferno, Magnitude, Overheat, Poison Fang
Ability: Blaze
Statistic Potential: HP=2, Att=3, Def=2, SpAtt=2, SpDef=2, Spd=2

- 5. Charabid (Fire/Poison) [Rabid Dog Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: Their exhalations are visible and toxic and their saliva can eat holes into flesh. Charabid are extremely aggressive, can smell a victim from over a mile away, and will chase their prey for days on end.
Evolutionary Line: Firefur < Charabid > Fiernarog
Moves: Cross Poison, Crunch, Dig, Earthquake, Fire Fang, Flamethrower, Gastro Acid, Gunk Shot, Inferno, Magnitude, Overheat, Poison Fang
Ability: Blaze
Statistical Potential: HP=3, Att=4, Def=2, SpAtt=3, SpDef=2, Spd=3

- 6. Fiernarog (Fire/Poison) [Demon Hound Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: With dangerous toxins dripping from their superheated fangs, a grazing bite from one of them will be a memory never forgotten. A hungry Fiernarog can easily depopulate a small village, leaving only burning carnage in its wake.
Evolutionary Line: Firefur < Charabid < Fiernarog
Moves: Cross Poison, Crunch, Dig, Earthquake, Fire Fang, Flamethrower, Gastro Acid, Gunk Shot, Inferno, Magnitude, Overheat, Poison Fang
Ability: Blaze
Statistical Potential: HP=4, Att=5, Def=3, SpAtt=4, SpDef=2, Spd=3

- 7. Segrift (Water) [Drifting Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: Often seen in colonies drifting along ocean currents. Their specially-created spider webs can catch both sea and air currents, allowing it to fly above the ocean surface in order to avoid oceanic predators like Sharpedo.
Evolutionary Line: Segrift > Aerochnid > Abysslayer
Moves: Aqua Jet, BubbleBeam, Bug Bite, Extrasensory, Gust, Hydro Cannon, Ice Beam, Icicle Crash, Muddy Water, Rain Dance, Scald, Spider Web
Ability: Torrent
Statistical Potential: HP=2, Att=2, Def=2, SpAtt=3, SpDef=2, Spd=2

- 8. Aerochnid (Water/Bug) [Drifting Dread Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: When Segrift evolve, they leave the ocean, rarely returning to fill up on water. They instead remain aloft for days, even months or years, changing their diet from small fish to larger birds.
Evolutionary Line: Segrift < Aerochnid > Abysslayer
Moves: Aqua Jet, BubbleBeam, Bug Bite, Extrasensory, Gust, Hydro Cannon, Ice Beam, Icicle Crash, Muddy Water, Rain Dance, Scald, Spider Web
Ability: Torrent
Statistical Potential: HP=3, Att=3, Def=2, SpAtt=4, SpDef=2, Spd=3

- 9. Abysslayer (Water/Bug) [Whale Eater Pokemon]
Pokedex Entry: When Aerochnid finally evolve once more, they return to the ocean and remain there, hunting deep sea Pokemon up to and including Wailord with their flesh-rending mandibles and berserker-like aggressiveness. They do this to establish themselves as top predators in the sea.
Evolutionary Line: Segrift < Aerochnid < Abysslayer
Moves: Aqua Jet, BubbleBeam, Bug Bite, Extrasensory, Gust, Hydro Cannon, Ice Beam, Icicle Crash, Muddy Water, Rain Dance, Scald, Spider Web
Ability: Torrent
Statistical Potential: HP=4, Att=4, Def=3, SpAtt=5, SpDef=3, Spd=3

No, this isn't all the moves available to each. If you ask questions about this being all their moves, I'll have a Necromorph jump out of a vent in the RP, kill you before you can react, and flee, never to be seen again, and we'll all be left wondering what the hell it was.

This is the idea I have for the setup of these new Pokemon. I'm not sure how many Pokemon I intend to really create but I really wanna create 150 of them.

...

Maybe even make a Pokerap. I'm not sure.

So, uhhh, any questions so far?