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Unread 08-18-2011, 09:57 PM   #11
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You guys know that Vampires can't get erections and feel sexual pleasure right? It's all a social mask to attract prey to feed upon. It's easier to lure people with Teh Sexyness, that's all...
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Unread 08-18-2011, 09:58 PM   #12
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I'm pretty sure most of us know that.
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:06 PM   #13
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Right now, somewhere, someone is grabbing a stake and a hammer and is heading to Texas.
Buffy?

But yeah, this isn't anything new. People have been pretending to be Vampires for years.
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:09 PM   #14
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So, wouldn't this be like the lamest group ever? Who the hell would have a fantasy of being a supernatural super hot immortal with a constant lust for blood that is hyper sexy but will never be able to have pleasure from it? Actually, if a vampire gets "kinda alive" when they feed, so you would imagine the possibility of a boner after killing someone, but then all you have left is a bloody messy necrophilia...

....for vlad's sake, even Furries have more fun and social activity than this!
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:09 PM   #15
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:13 PM   #16
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Buffy?
No she's been jobless for years ever since the Belmonts got back into the business when they found out Dracula was hiding out in Washington, brainwashing young girls into throwing them selves at the feet of his emo sparkling youngest son.

Speaking of the Belmonts. What did I do with that number...
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:28 PM   #17
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So that's a no to Jonathan Harker too then...
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Unread 08-18-2011, 10:33 PM   #18
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So that's a no to Jonathan Harker too then...
That loser!? He can burn in a ditch for all I ca-

Oh you mean Jonathan Harker, I thought you were talking about Morri- Nevermind. Anyway yeah he's probably off on some steak out in Texas by now. Forming an uneasy aliance with Van Helsang and Alucard.
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Unread 08-19-2011, 02:40 AM   #19
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Seriously, two pages and no one gets the Dracula: Dead and Lovin' It joke in my first post. For shame.
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Unread 08-19-2011, 02:24 PM   #20
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I'm surprised no one is mention Moka Akashiya.
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