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That's so PC of you
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You guys know that Vampires can't get erections and feel sexual pleasure right? It's all a social mask to attract prey to feed upon. It's easier to lure people with Teh Sexyness, that's all...
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I'm pretty sure most of us know that.
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I'm not even in the highscore.
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But yeah, this isn't anything new. People have been pretending to be Vampires for years.
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That's so PC of you
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So, wouldn't this be like the lamest group ever? Who the hell would have a fantasy of being a supernatural super hot immortal with a constant lust for blood that is hyper sexy but will never be able to have pleasure from it? Actually, if a vampire gets "kinda alive" when they feed, so you would imagine the possibility of a boner after killing someone, but then all you have left is a bloody messy necrophilia...
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Just sleeping
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Read Dracula.
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No she's been jobless for years ever since the Belmonts got back into the business when they found out Dracula was hiding out in Washington, brainwashing young girls into throwing them selves at the feet of his emo sparkling youngest son.
Speaking of the Belmonts. What did I do with that number...
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I'm not even in the highscore.
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So that's a no to Jonathan Harker too then...
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That loser!? He can burn in a ditch for all I ca-
Oh you mean Jonathan Harker, I thought you were talking about Morri- Nevermind. Anyway yeah he's probably off on some steak out in Texas by now. Forming an uneasy aliance with Van Helsang and Alucard.
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Kawaii-ju
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Seriously, two pages and no one gets the Dracula: Dead and Lovin' It joke in my first post. For shame.
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I'm surprised no one is mention Moka Akashiya.
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