New forumite Betty Elms has rapidly established a first-rate posting record

Fifthfiend · 10-10-2011, 05:25 PM

When I see that Betty Elms has posted in a thread I am like man I am totally gonna read a post making intelligent observations in a clear and/or amusing manner.

Betty you are to all appearances so far a first rate lady and/or gentleman, I wish you a long and successful posting career here on this forum also please do not turn out to be a troll or a crazy person or someone's smurf account or something.

Kim · 10-10-2011, 05:28 PM

Oh yeah, I was going to say. When I first saw some new member making posts in serious discussions I was like, "Man, I don't wanna read this. It'll just be someone telling us how we're a bunch of hippy commie LIEberals and how global warming is all about foreing whores," and then I actually read your posts and I was all, "Oh, wow. This person is pretty aces."

Magus · 10-10-2011, 05:29 PM

I dunno, have they posted a thread while drunk yet? Wasn't that a requirement for full membership?

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-10-2011, 05:30 PM

Agreed. And I never agree with Fifth and Liz.
As for drunk posting- it is awful and never leads anyway good- I submit as evidence all 8,262 of my previous posts.

Marc v4.0 · 10-10-2011, 05:32 PM

I also wish you good tidings and express pleased emotions over your posting.

I will also be the first to say that I hope you brought a helmet, sometimes we like to play hardball.

Sifright · 10-10-2011, 06:05 PM

I totally repped one of his/her posts for being awesome.

Betty Elms · 10-10-2011, 07:12 PM

nah her posts are garbage

she seems like a total bitch

Mr.Bookworm · 10-10-2011, 07:28 PM

Shit she knows the code

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 10-10-2011, 07:33 PM

Having never seen a Betty Elms post I thought this thread was sarcastic.

Magus · 10-10-2011, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

Shit she knows the code

She has perhaps studied us for long from afar, meticulously detailing our everyday behavior, so as to seamlessly assimilate herself into our internet society, like a cyber anthropologist.

So sad. So very, very sad that she would waste her time on us.

10-10-2011, 05:25 PM	#1
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	New forumite Betty Elms has rapidly established a first-rate posting record When I see that Betty Elms has posted in a thread I am like man I am totally gonna read a post making intelligent observations in a clear and/or amusing manner. Betty you are to all appearances so far a first rate lady and/or gentleman, I wish you a long and successful posting career here on this forum also please do not turn out to be a troll or a crazy person or someone's smurf account or something. __________________ check out my buttspresso

10-10-2011, 05:28 PM	#2
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Oh yeah, I was going to say. When I first saw some new member making posts in serious discussions I was like, "Man, I don't wanna read this. It'll just be someone telling us how we're a bunch of hippy commie LIEberals and how global warming is all about foreing whores," and then I actually read your posts and I was all, "Oh, wow. This person is pretty aces." __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

10-10-2011, 05:29 PM	#3
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	I dunno, have they posted a thread while drunk yet? Wasn't that a requirement for full membership? __________________ The Valiant Review

10-10-2011, 05:32 PM	#5
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	I also wish you good tidings and express pleased emotions over your posting. I will also be the first to say that I hope you brought a helmet, sometimes we like to play hardball. __________________

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10-10-2011, 05:30 PM	#4
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Agreed. And I never agree with Fifth and Liz. As for drunk posting- it is awful and never leads anyway good- I submit as evidence all 8,262 of my previous posts.

10-10-2011, 06:05 PM	#6
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	I totally repped one of his/her posts for being awesome.

10-10-2011, 07:12 PM	#7
Betty Elms a little adventure goes a lawn way Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 207	nah her posts are garbage she seems like a total bitch

10-10-2011, 07:28 PM	#8
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	Shit she knows the code