"F*king Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"

Seil · 12-28-2011, 04:10 AM

I got Skyrim for my - is that how you spell 'shennanigans?'; With one 'n' in the... the.. ALDURIN! What's with the Skryirm, huh? Huh? Huh? You think we wouldn't notice?! You think we wouldn'ta connected'a dots! (And such!) One letter! You were betrayed by one letter!

(It was 'r,' in case ye were wonderin'!)

I got Skryrim what fer me birthday! (Thank y'all fer' noticin'!) Anyhow, I was playing, right, and these priests came up t'me, right, and they were like 'Destroy the evil with what will claim our land!" and I was like 'Mkay.'

I harbor no ill will, yee timourous beastie, to you or your brood... (and no matter how much sense that makes) I've got to slay ye as I did to... well, your brood. So have at ye, ye blaggard!

Shyria Dracnoir · 12-28-2011, 10:41 AM

Aldurin · 12-28-2011, 01:19 PM

Quit hatin' on my dragon-slaying skills.

Seil · 12-28-2011, 01:53 PM

It's a good hiding place, it's just that you've done a terrible job disguising yourself.

Like Groucho Marx and his novelty glasses.

Shyria Dracnoir · 12-28-2011, 07:51 PM

Really? I didn't even recognize him until now.

He fits in perfectly with the typical NPF demographic.

mauve · 12-28-2011, 08:33 PM

GROUCHO DISAPPROVES OF YOUR MOCKERY OF HIS FANTASTIC GLASSES AND TOTALLY-NOT-PAINTED-ON-MUSTACHE.

Seil · 12-29-2011, 03:16 PM

FUS RO DAH!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 12-29-2011, 04:42 PM

So, ITT we're fighting Alduin/Aldurin? In that case, JOOR Zah-Frul!

There, problem solved.

Seil · 12-29-2011, 06:22 PM

Then how do we deal with Shyria and/or Robin? There's surely not enough exposed breasts in this trifecta.

Which is why I fell out of Catholocism, but that's a different thread.

Anyway, I think we need a dragon hunter of some sort. I recommend Kevin Costner. I think he could use the work.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 12-29-2011, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil

Then how do we deal with Shyria

WULD Na-KEST!

Quote:

and/or Robin?

KRII Lun-Aus!

12-28-2011, 04:10 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	*"Fking Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"** I got Skyrim for my - is that how you spell 'shennanigans?'; With one 'n' in the... the.. ALDURIN! What's with the Skryirm, huh? Huh? Huh? You think we wouldn't notice?! You think we wouldn'ta connected'a dots! (And such!) One letter! You were betrayed by one letter! (It was 'r,' in case ye were wonderin'!) I got Skryrim what fer me birthday! (Thank y'all fer' noticin'!) Anyhow, I was playing, right, and these priests came up t'me, right, and they were like 'Destroy the evil with what will claim our land!" and I was like 'Mkay.' I harbor no ill will, yee timourous beastie, to you or your brood... (and no matter how much sense that makes) I've got to slay ye as I did to... well, your brood. So have at ye, ye blaggard! Last edited by Seil; 12-28-2011 at 04:19 AM.

12-28-2011, 10:41 AM	#2
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	__________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

12-28-2011, 07:51 PM	#5
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Really? I didn't even recognize him until now. He fits in perfectly with the typical NPF demographic. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

12-28-2011, 08:33 PM	#6
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	GROUCHO DISAPPROVES OF YOUR MOCKERY OF HIS FANTASTIC GLASSES AND TOTALLY-NOT-PAINTED-ON-MUSTACHE. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

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12-28-2011, 01:19 PM	#3
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Quit hatin' on my dragon-slaying skills.

12-28-2011, 01:53 PM	#4
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	It's a good hiding place, it's just that you've done a terrible job disguising yourself. Like Groucho Marx and his novelty glasses.

12-29-2011, 03:16 PM	#7
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	FUS RO DAH!

12-29-2011, 06:22 PM	#9
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Then how do we deal with Shyria and/or Robin? There's surely not enough exposed breasts in this trifecta. Which is why I fell out of Catholocism, but that's a different thread. Anyway, I think we need a dragon hunter of some sort. I recommend Kevin Costner. I think he could use the work.