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Unread 03-28-2012, 08:44 PM   #1
Loyal
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Dreadful But sex with monsters is forbidden! Let's Make Snake Play...


Monster Girl Quest! is an H-Game in which the world is inhabited by humans and monster-girls, both created by the goddess Ilias. This game follows Luka, a young hero who strives to defeat the Monster Lord while trying to avoid having sex with every single monster he comes across, as Ilias forbids such behavior.

So, we made Snake play through it in Chat.

And eventually everyone else, too. Join today!

Each line-space separates individual excerpts. Most of them are hidden behind swap tags to help make the length a bit more bearable.

(00:55:00) BitVyper: like
(00:55:03) BitVyper: I can't emphasize enough
(00:55:06) BitVyper: that it is really well written
(00:55:00) BitVyper: like
(00:55:03) BitVyper: I can't emphasize enough
(00:55:06) BitVyper: that it is really well written
(00:55:30) BitVyper: it just happens to be about rape monsters
(00:55:50) Loyal: They rape you because it's how they obtain their sustenance.
(00:55:52) Solid_Snake: ................................?...
(00:55:56) BitVyper: yeah
(00:55:58) Solid_Snake: rape monsters?!?!?!?
(00:55:59) BitVyper: they have like
(00:56:02) Solid_Snake: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(00:56:04) BitVyper: believable motivation for raping you
(00:56:08) BitVyper: but don't tell him too much about it
(00:56:17) Solid_Snake: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


(01:20:35) Solid_Snake: Okay clicking New Game let's get this show started(01:20:35) Solid_Snake: Okay clicking New Game let's get this show started
(01:20:44) Solid_Snake: FADE OUT
(01:20:52) Solid_Snake: DIFFICULTY
(01:20:53) Grimpond: aw yeah
(01:21:02) Grimpond: the snake train has left the building
(01:21:08) Loyal: Snake you have a decision to make.
(01:21:17) Solid_Snake: What difficulty do I want
(01:21:32) Loyal: (for difficulty go with normal. higher difficulties are mostly just unfair due to mechanics)
(01:21:35) BitVyper: I would just go normal, but to be honest, the difficulty doesn't change it much
(01:21:46) Solid_Snake: Normal it is.........
(01:21:47) Solid_Snake: wait
(01:21:48) Solid_Snake: WAIT
(01:21:50) Solid_Snake: WHat the f
(01:21:53) BitVyper: basically enemies do higher damage on hard
(01:21:53) Loyal: IMPORTANT DECISION
(01:21:54) Solid_Snake: what the fuck is this prompt
(01:21:58) Solid_Snake: hahahaha
(01:22:01) Solid_Snake: are you fucking serious
(01:22:03) BitVyper: hahahahahahahaha oh man
(01:22:08) Grimpond: keep us updated man
(01:22:10) Solid_Snake: "Vore Scenes?"
(01:22:18) Solid_Snake: I am fucking laughing my ass off out loud
(01:22:19) Grimpond: =>
(01:22:25) BitVyper: accept it, Snake
(01:22:29) Solid_Snake: man you guys so wish I had recorded this
(01:22:29) Grimpond: god this needs to be streamed so hard
(01:22:31) BitVyper: it doesn't count if you don't see everything
(01:22:31) Loyal: You do not get to skip those.
(01:22:36) Solid_Snake: It's I can't stop laughi
(01:22:38) Solid_Snake: haahaha
(01:22:44) Solid_Snake: oh God it hurts
(01:22:46) BitVyper: he's laughing now
(01:22:53) BitVyper: we'll see how he feels later
(01:22:54) Loyal: Let him laugh.
(01:22:58) Solid_Snake: OH God Ic an't ahaha
(01:23:00) Solid_Snake: are you serious


(This one is IMPORTANT, so make note of it.)
(01:31:09) Solid_Snake: Oh I forgot to ask you guys(01:31:09) Solid_Snake: Oh I forgot to ask you guys
(01:31:13) Solid_Snake: I got the wine out
(01:31:17) Solid_Snake: What kind of drinking game should I play here
(01:31:23) Solid_Snake: Like when I should take gulps
(01:31:24) Aldurin: CHUG IT ALL RIGHT NOW
(01:31:29) Grimpond: GOOD QUESTION
(01:31:31) Grimpond: hmm
(01:31:32) Aldurin: NO HESITAITON
(01:31:33) Solid_Snake: No Aldurin don't be silly
(01:31:38) Loyal: That's actually hard to call.
(01:31:42) Krylo: Drink every time you feel actual pathos for a horrible rape monster
(01:31:42) Liz: Any time you're raped
(01:31:50) Liz: Krylo's is better
(01:31:54) BitVyper: well you should definitely take a drink any time Luka contradicts his own faith
(01:31:59) Aldurin: Drink any time a screen transition happens
(01:32:02) Aldurin: pause screens count
(01:32:03) Loyal: Bit's got a good one there, yeah.
(01:32:20) Grimpond: take a drink when you feel a small bit of your soul die
(01:32:21) Loyal: Or anytime a particular someone responds to Luka with "...idiot."
(01:32:44) BitVyper: to be honest, I kind of want you sober for this
(01:32:48) Solid_Snake: hahahaha
(01:33:14) Solid_Snake: I think I'll do all the above. 1: Contradicting faith. 2: Pathos for rape mnster. 3: Raped. 4: "...Idiot."


(01:34:54) Solid_Snake: "Alright! Here I GO!"
(01:35:04) Solid_Snake: I AM DEFENDING MY TOWN
(01:34:54) Solid_Snake: "Alright! Here I GO!"
(01:35:04) Solid_Snake: I AM DEFENDING MY TOWN
(01:35:09) Grimpond: you da man!
(01:35:16) Grimpond: show that monster who's boos!
(01:35:17) Terex4: woo!
(01:35:20) Grimpond: boss
(01:35:34) Solid_Snake: "Leave the monster to the soldiers!"
(01:35:48) Solid_Snake: NO WAY M'AM
(01:36:10) Solid_Snake: AHAHAHAHAHA
(01:36:11) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK
(01:36:13) Solid_Snake: hahahahahhaaha
(01:36:17) Solid_Snake: IT's some blue slime monster
(01:36:19) Solid_Snake: ahahahahaha
(01:36:29) Grimpond: lookit dem jiggles
(01:36:29) Solid_Snake: what the fuck is this like Mountain Dew extract
(01:36:30) Terex4: hit it with a stick
(01:36:31) Grimpond: shit son
(01:36:38) Aldurin: DRINK IT
(01:36:48) Solid_Snake: Oh am I FIGHTING THIS weirdo
(01:36:57) Liz: I'm liking Galaxy Express so far
(01:37:07) Liz: Obviously I've got a long way to go, but it's starting off great
(01:37:26) Solid_Snake: "Powerful...and strange...and surprisingly cute." Does that qualify as contradicting his faith because he finds a slime monster cute? Please say yes so I can take a gulp of wine


(01:40:21) Solid_Snake: Learning how to FFFFIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT(01:40:21) Solid_Snake: Learning how to FFFFIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT
(01:40:31) Solid_Snake: Ahahahaha
(01:40:32) Solid_Snake: The health bar
(01:40:35) Solid_Snake: Is sexual resistance
(01:40:37) Solid_Snake: That's classic
(01:40:56) Aldurin: wut
(01:40:57) Solid_Snake: Ahahaha she nearly kills him
(01:41:05) Aldurin: is this an H-game?
(01:41:10) Loyal: Yes.
(01:41:13) Loyal: We've been over this.
(01:41:14) BitVyper: did you just figure that out?
(01:41:18) Aldurin: ok, everything makes sense now
(01:41:26) Grimpond: seriuously earl? how did you not pick up on that
(01:41:27) Grimpond: hahaha
(01:41:33) Solid_Snake: Attack, Skill, Struggle, Guard, Wait, Surrender, Request
(01:41:35) Solid_Snake: Oh God
(01:41:39) Solid_Snake: A terrible thought just crossed my mind
(01:41:44) Solid_Snake: How many fetishists play this game
(01:41:46) Solid_Snake: And deliberately surrender
(01:41:50) BitVyper: Snake
(01:41:56) BitVyper: that is why Request and Surrender are there
(01:41:57) BitVyper: I mean
(01:41:59) BitVyper: it's a porn game
(01:42:57) Solid_Snake: Hahahahaha goddess is like "Fuck you if you choose Surrender"


(01:44:08) Solid_Snake: LET'S DO THIS THE REAL WAY LIKE THE CHASTE HERO I AM(01:44:08) Solid_Snake: LET'S DO THIS THE REAL WAY LIKE THE CHASTE HERO I AM
(01:44:11) Solid_Snake: NO SURRENDER
(01:44:13) Krylo: you can only request things that they've used on you in combat though
(01:44:15) Solid_Snake: WE'RE TAKING THIS MONSTER DOWN
(01:44:38) Solid_Snake: ...she sucked on my foot
(01:44:44) Solid_Snake: Why is she so weird
(01:44:47) Liz: hahaha
(01:45:05) Solid_Snake: ..........
(01:45:12) Solid_Snake: okay this is getting creepy fast it's time to take her out
(01:45:16) BitVyper: Snake
(01:45:18) Solid_Snake: Clearly we're going to choose attack here
(01:45:19) BitVyper: I have your answer
(01:45:21) Solid_Snake: LIKE REAL MEN
(01:45:25) BitVyper: your answer is
(01:45:28) BitVyper: http://www.flags.net/images/larg?eflags/JAPA0007.GIF
(01:45:34) Solid_Snake: ATTACK!
(01:45:39) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(01:45:42) Solid_Snake: SHE IS PREVENTING ME FROM MOVING
(01:45:42) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(01:45:46) Solid_Snake: fucking
(01:45:52) Krylo: Struggle Snake
(01:45:55) Krylo: that's what struggle is for
(01:45:55) BitVyper: use struggle
(01:46:04) BitVyper: SOMETIMES
(01:46:06) Solid_Snake: She's reaching for my thigh! SHIT
(01:46:07) BitVyper: not all the time though
(01:46:12) Solid_Snake: SHIT
(01:46:13) BitVyper: but it usually tells you
(01:46:15) Solid_Snake: GET THE FUCK AWAY
(01:46:19) Loyal: You'll see "Binding" around your character portrait.
(01:46:20) Krylo: SHE'S GOIN' FOR THE COCK
(01:46:20) Liz: Aahahaha
(01:46:31) Solid_Snake: fuuuuck come on
(01:46:33) Solid_Snake: MUST RESIST
(01:46:42) Solid_Snake: Okay STRUGGLE TIME
(01:46:42) Aldurin: ABORT SNAKE, GO FOR THE BOOZE
(01:46:51) Solid_Snake: YES SHE'S OFF ME
(01:46:53) Solid_Snake: THAT'S RIGHT
(01:46:57) Solid_Snake: I DID IT I GOT HER OFF
(01:47:00) Solid_Snake: I AM...
(01:47:00) Solid_Snake: wait
(01:47:02) Loyal: Hahaha.
(01:47:05) Loyal: Hahahahaha.
(01:47:06) Terex4: haha
(01:47:09) Grimpond: rofl


(01:55:43) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE HELL
(01:56:10) Solid_Snake: Naked purple elf chick?
(01:55:43) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE HELL
(01:56:10) Solid_Snake: Naked purple elf chick?
(01:56:16) Solid_Snake: NO
(01:56:18) Solid_Snake: Snake chick
(01:56:18) Grimpond: sure
(01:56:22) Solid_Snake: waaaaaaaaaa
(01:56:27) Grimpond: your type eh
(01:56:27) Grimpond: eh
(01:56:31) Solid_Snake: A Snake chick for Snake!
(01:56:36) Loyal: eeeeehhhh.
(01:57:20) Solid_Snake: I can save the snake chick
(01:57:22) Solid_Snake: Or leave her
(01:57:25) Solid_Snake: OH NO OH NO
(01:57:37) Solid_Snake: This is a tough decision
(01:57:42) Solid_Snake: On the one hand my name is Snake
(01:57:48) Loyal: There are many decisions for you to make, Snake.
(01:57:53) Solid_Snake: On the other hand I don't want to seduce no snakes


(02:06:40) Liz: stupid goddess stop feeling up your own tit

(02:21:18) Solid_Snake: SLUG GIRL APPEARS(02:21:18) Solid_Snake: SLUG GIRL APPEARS
(02:21:24) Solid_Snake: SLUG GGGIIIIIRRRRRLLLL
(02:22:01) Solid_Snake: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
(02:22:20) pocheros: What game is this?
(02:22:20) BitVyper: oh man
(02:22:23) Solid_Snake: ATTACK
(02:22:24) Solid_Snake: ATTACK
(02:22:25) Solid_Snake: ATTACK
(02:22:28) pocheros: Also, hi peeps
(02:22:29) Loyal: Monster Girl Quest
(02:22:30) BitVyper: same porn game I was playing weeks ago
(02:22:33) Loyal: We made Snake play it.
(02:22:36) Solid_Snake: NO DAMAGE oh fuck no
(02:22:38) Shyria_Dracnoir: Solid Snake's time on the singles scene?
(02:22:42) Shyria_Dracnoir: darn
(02:22:45) pocheros: Ah, i keep forgetting to play that
(02:22:50) BitVyper: Poch you have to
(02:23:03) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:03) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:04) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:04) BitVyper: I want to be able to put on my resume
(02:23:05) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:06) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:07) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:07) Solid_Snake: Fuck
(02:23:11) BitVyper: that I got a whole forum playing Jporn
(02:23:23) Terex4: haha
(02:23:25) Solid_Snake: SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT STRUGGLE
(02:23:26) Solid_Snake: SHIT
(02:23:28) Solid_Snake: SHIT SHIT
(02:23:28) Solid_Snake: SHIT
(02:23:29) Solid_Snake: SHIT
(02:23:45) BitVyper: Snake Snake
(02:23:46) BitVyper: give in
(02:23:47) Solid_Snake: Fuck get HER off of me
(02:23:52) BitVyper: you know you want her slug body
(02:23:57) Shyria_Dracnoir: uguu
(02:23:58) Solid_Snake: No she's a fucking gross slug dude
(02:24:04) Solid_Snake: STRUGGLE
(02:24:04) Solid_Snake: yes
(02:24:09) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(02:24:12) Solid_Snake: NOT POSSIBLE TO ESCAPE?
(02:24:13) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(02:24:14) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(02:24:16) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(02:24:33) Solid_Snake: SHIT
(02:24:36) Solid_Snake: THE ATTACK IS CALLED SLUG RAPE
(02:24:39) Solid_Snake: ffffuuuuuuuuuuuu


(02:36:44) Solid_Snake: IT'S A PLANT
(02:37:14) Solid_Snake: PULL IT OUT
(02:36:44) Solid_Snake: IT'S A PLANT
(02:37:14) Solid_Snake: PULL IT OUT
(02:37:31) Solid_Snake: .........what
(02:37:32) Solid_Snake: It's a
(02:37:36) Solid_Snake: topless woman
(02:37:40) Solid_Snake: wearing
(02:37:42) Solid_Snake: a plant
(02:38:00) Solid_Snake: She looks like a human though
(02:38:07) Solid_Snake: If I'm gonna fuck up, now's the time!
(02:38:10) Loyal: Get used to that.
(02:38:38) Liz: Monster racist


(02:46:57) Solid_Snake: I AM THE HERO
(02:46:59) Solid_Snake: LET'S GO
(02:46:57) Solid_Snake: I AM THE HERO
(02:46:59) Solid_Snake: LET'S GO
(02:47:02) Solid_Snake: LET'S WRECK DRAGON CHICK
(02:47:13) Solid_Snake: ......oh
(02:47:13) pocheros: Im going to dl the game as soon as ericks done with my comp
(02:47:15) Solid_Snake: oh fuck
(02:47:19) Solid_Snake: her sword is
(02:47:20) Solid_Snake: flaming
(02:47:21) BitVyper: haha
(02:47:25) Shyria_Dracnoir: >:/
(02:47:34) BitVyper: he's fighting a dragon, Shy
(02:47:40) Grimpond: SHe is a sexy dragon lady
(02:47:42) Loyal: A sexy dragon.
(02:48:03) Loyal: (seriously though, she's got a great design)
(02:48:14) BitVyper: Granberia is great, yeah
(02:48:16) Shyria_Dracnoir: >:C
(02:48:20) Solid_Snake: CONFRONT HER
(02:48:24) Solid_Snake: CON.FRONT. HER.
(02:48:25) BitVyper: although she does kinda have Popeye arms
(02:48:28) Solid_Snake: LET'S TAKE HER.
(02:48:29) Shyria_Dracnoir: like i aint sexy?


(02:53:31) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:32) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:33) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:34) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:31) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:32) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:33) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:34) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:34) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:35) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:36) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:37) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:38) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:39) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:40) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(02:53:42) Solid_Snake: Oh wait
(02:53:45) Solid_Snake: i can just reload that earlier save
(02:53:48) Amake: use your words
(02:53:50) Solid_Snake: And erase all this shit
(02:53:50) Loyal: Snaaaake's first H-Scene~
(02:53:57) Solid_Snake: FUCK NO
(02:53:59) Solid_Snake: ERASING TIME
(02:54:06) Loyal: Snaaaaake's first H-Scene~
(02:54:09) Solid_Snake: GOING BACK TO THE FIGHT SCENE WE'RE PRETENDING THIS DID NOT HAPPEN
(02:54:14) Loyal: NO.
(02:54:18) Grimpond: Its happening snake
(02:54:22) Amake: SAVE SCUMMING FOR VICTORY
(02:54:23) Grimpond: I warned you bro
(02:54:24) Loyal: YOU DO NOT GET TO BOW OUT ON SHOWING US YOUR REACTION.
(02:54:27) Solid_Snake: My first H-scene is NOT happening with a DRAGON
(02:54:28) Grimpond: I told you about rape
(02:54:30) Solid_Snake: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE
(02:54:37) Grimpond: YES IT FUCKING IS MISTER
(02:54:41) Loyal: ahaha.
(02:54:47) Grimpond: SIT THERE AND SWIG THAT WINE LIKE A BITCH
(02:54:48) Solid_Snake: NO IT ISN'T
(02:55:05) Grimpond: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME
(02:55:15) Amake: why complain, it's not like it's not a sexy big-breasted anime dragon
(02:55:25) Grimpond: DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE
(02:55:25) Loyal: ...uh.
(02:55:28) Loyal: Amake.
(02:55:47) Amake: i'm assuming
(02:55:54) Loyal: You saw the vid Bit linked right?
(02:55:55) Solid_Snake: fffuuuucccckkkkk
(02:55:57) Shyria_Dracnoir: damnit where's that gif
(02:55:57) Solid_Snake: LIZ
(02:56:00) Solid_Snake: LIZ SAVE YOURSELF
(02:56:00) Loyal: It's like the first picture.
(02:56:05) Solid_Snake: DON'T MAKE MY MISTAKE
(02:56:07) Solid_Snake: I FLAILED
(02:56:08) Grimpond: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3p0CArZ6A4
(02:56:10) Solid_Snake: I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY
(02:56:12) Solid_Snake: IT IS NOT FUNNY
(02:56:18) Solid_Snake: IT IS NOT FFFUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY
(02:56:19) Loyal: Though Granberia's got more hips than breasts.
(02:56:34) Loyal: Snake.
(02:56:37) Loyal: It is HILARIOUS.
(02:56:38) Loyal: To us.


(02:59:57) Solid_Snake: I reloaded my older save just to erase that one defeat(02:59:57) Solid_Snake: I reloaded my older save just to erase that one defeat
(03:00:00) Solid_Snake: NOW I AM CLEANSED
(03:00:06) Solid_Snake: And I can defeat her the old-fashioned way
(03:00:08) BitVyper: pfffft
(03:00:08) Grimpond: you fucker
(03:00:10) BitVyper: laaaaaaame
(03:00:21) Loyal: Oh no.
(03:00:26) Loyal: The record remains.
(03:00:29) Loyal: In the encyclopedia.
(03:00:34) Solid_Snake: ...........
(03:00:36) BitVyper: oh hah, that's right
(03:00:36) Solid_Snake: ffffffff
(03:00:40) Loyal: Your shame will never be erased.
(03:00:55) Loyal: And you can review your dragon sexytimes at will!


(03:08:33) Solid_Snake: ALICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING(03:08:33) Solid_Snake: ALICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(03:08:52) Loyal: Tell us, Snake.
(03:09:03) Solid_Snake: THE SNAKE IS RAPING SNAKE
(03:09:06) Solid_Snake: THE SNAKE IS RAPING SNAKE
(03:09:18) Solid_Snake: wwwwhhhhyyyyy
(03:12:07) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(03:12:10) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK WITH HER FINGERS
(03:12:12) Grimpond: FUCK
(03:12:13) Grimpond: again
(03:12:46) Solid_Snake: LIZ
(03:12:47) Solid_Snake: Liz
(03:12:51) Solid_Snake: All this time you thought to yourself
(03:12:56) Solid_Snake: "How to make Snake turn gay"
(03:12:59) Solid_Snake: THE ANSWER IS THIS GAME, LIZ
(03:13:02) Solid_Snake: THE ANSWER IS THIS GAME


(03:32:43) Solid_Snake: She's
(03:32:45) Solid_Snake: She's like
(03:32:48) Solid_Snake: Six years old
(03:32:43) Solid_Snake: She's
(03:32:45) Solid_Snake: She's like
(03:32:48) Solid_Snake: Six years old
(03:32:49) Solid_Snake: Why
(03:32:50) Solid_Snake: WHY
(03:32:51) Solid_Snake: WHY
(03:32:55) Solid_Snake: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
(03:33:21) Sifright: I've no idea what i'm reading
(03:33:24) Sifright: it seems amusing though!
(03:33:35) Loyal: We're making Snake play Monster Girl Quest.
(03:34:20) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(03:34:21) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(03:34:23) Solid_Snake: THE KID MOUNTED ME
(03:34:25) Solid_Snake: GET HER OFF ME
(03:34:30) Solid_Snake: GET HER OFFFFFFFFFFF
(03:34:54) Solid_Snake: I'm not at zero HP yet GET HER agjahgajksdhfjdahfjkfhjkasf
(03:35:01) Krylo: Yes snake
(03:35:03) Loyal: Oh, Snake.
(03:35:04) Krylo: get the little girl off
(03:35:06) Loyal: Don't you hear the music?
(03:35:13) Solid_Snake: ......it's the
(03:35:15) Solid_Snake: defeated music
(03:35:16) Solid_Snake: oh
(03:35:17) Solid_Snake: Oh God
(03:35:23) Solid_Snake: SHE'S SIX YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK JUAPAN
(03:35:24) Loyal: You are already too late.
(03:35:26) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCJKDSLFjdsklfjasklfj
(03:35:27) Grimpond: muahahahahahaha
(03:35:55) Solid_Snake: WAIT I CAN STILL ATTACK OR STRUGGLE
(03:35:57) Solid_Snake: IT'S NOT OVER YET
(03:36:08) Solid_Snake: .......................
(03:36:10) Solid_Snake: ..............it was over


(03:43:01) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK
(03:43:03) Solid_Snake: SHE IS EVEN YOUNGER
(03:43:01) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK
(03:43:03) Solid_Snake: SHE IS EVEN YOUNGER
(03:43:04) Solid_Snake: EVEN
(03:43:05) Solid_Snake: FUCKING
(03:43:06) Solid_Snake: YOUNGER
(03:43:10) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK GAME
(03:43:10) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(03:43:11) Solid_Snake: THE
(03:43:12) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(03:43:13) Solid_Snake: SHE IS
(03:43:15) Solid_Snake: LIKE
(03:43:17) Solid_Snake: THREE YEARS OLD
(03:43:59) Solid_Snake: THIS GAME IS FUCKING EVIL
(03:44:13) POS_Industries: Well, I guess Snake's having a worse night at video games than I am, at least.
(03:44:29) Solid_Snake: oh thank god
(03:44:30) Solid_Snake: I avoided
(03:44:32) Solid_Snake: the horrible times
(03:44:35) Solid_Snake: with the fucking lamia
(03:45:05) POS_Industries: wait, a three year old lamia?
(03:45:06) Solid_Snake: ........WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING YOUNG
(03:45:12) Solid_Snake: THE VAMPIRE IS YOUNG TOO
(03:45:20) Loyal: Less than ten anyway.


(20:10:39) Solid_Snake: HOLY SHIT WON WITH ONLY 1 HP LEFT(20:10:39) Solid_Snake: HOLY SHIT WON WITH ONLY 1 HP LEFT
(20:10:44) Solid_Snake: OH YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
(20:10:50) Solid_Snake: THAT'S RIGHT HARPY QUEEN
(20:11:53) Solid_Snake: Wait
(20:11:58) Solid_Snake: The Men LIKED the Queen? What
(20:12:08) (|_|): hahahaha
(20:12:11) (|_|): you'll see
(20:12:12) Flarecobra: Hehehe
(20:12:30) Loyal: Snake, you see what you're missing out on!
(20:12:33) (6_9): See, your fucked. Men attack you and you only got 1HP left
(20:12:36) Flarecobra: Probably has a lovely singiing voice
(20:12:57) Solid_Snake: Stupid men
(20:13:07) Solid_Snake: You're only their husbands because they kidnapped your asses
(20:13:11) Solid_Snake: Stop being irrational
(20:13:17) (|_|): hahaha
(20:13:19) (|_|): so they say
(20:13:23) Flarecobra: >_>
(20:13:37) (|_|): they may have gone willingly after tasting dat harpy booty
(20:14:17) Flarecobra: Wonder if it tastes like chicke[/brick'd]
(20:14:34) Flarecobra: :P
(20:14:51) Solid_Snake: Man such stupid logic here
(20:15:01) Loyal: Say, Snake, why don't you ask the villagers?


(20:24:30) Solid_Snake: DARK ELF FENCER
(20:24:39) Solid_Snake: ...okay I'll let her win if she wants, she looks human and harmless!

(20:33:05) Solid_Snake: Dark Elf(M)?
(20:33:08) Solid_Snake: What is a Dark Elf (M)
(20:33:05) Solid_Snake: Dark Elf(M)?
(20:33:08) Solid_Snake: What is a Dark Elf (M)
(20:33:16) Loyal: Monstrous?
(20:33:24) Loyal: Oh, Mage.
(20:33:30) Solid_Snake: SUMMON TENTACLES?!?
(20:33:33) Solid_Snake: ooooh fuck
(20:33:46) Flarecobra:
(20:33:46) (6_9): ...
(20:33:53) (6_9): Male Tentacle Rape!
(20:34:01) Flarecobra: *Gets camera*


(20:41:19) Solid_Snake: To Ilasport!(20:41:19) Solid_Snake: To Ilasport!
(20:41:59) Solid_Snake: are
(20:42:00) Solid_Snake: you
(20:42:01) Solid_Snake: FUCKING
(20:42:02) Solid_Snake: KIDDING
(20:42:02) Solid_Snake: ME
(20:42:05) Solid_Snake: bring back the elves
(20:42:09) Solid_Snake: BRING BACK THE ELVES
(20:42:11) Solid_Snake: BRING THEM BACK
(20:42:11) (|_|): lolololololololololol
(20:42:12) Solid_Snake: OH GOD
(20:42:13) Solid_Snake: NOT THIS
(20:42:15) Solid_Snake: ANYTHING BUT THIS
(20:42:20) Loyal: Ahahahaha.
(20:42:24) (|_|): tell us snake
(20:42:31) Solid_Snake: Her name is
(20:42:34) Solid_Snake: "Leech Girl"
(20:42:40) Terex4: ...
(20:42:47) (|_|): lolol
(20:42:49) (|_|): yesssss
(20:42:55) Loyal: Ah, but Snake, you haven't told them what she looks like.
(20:43:06) Solid_Snake: I DON'T WANT TO DESCRIBE IT
(20:43:10) Solid_Snake: IT'S HELL
(20:43:13) Solid_Snake: IT IS HELL
(20:43:28) Flarecobra: Hmmm
(20:43:36) Solid_Snake: "The Leech Girl has a gaping mouth in her lower body" uaudufashfdaskjfhajksfdhajskhfaj?s FYFYFYFYUFCK
(20:43:50) Solid_Snake: With INNUMERABLE TENTACLES


(20:45:50) Solid_Snake: She called me an idiot again
(20:45:51) Solid_Snake: ANOTHER DRINK

(20:47:55) Solid_Snake: Game is brazenly hinting Alice is the Monster Lord(20:47:55) Solid_Snake: Game is brazenly hinting Alice is the Monster Lord
(20:48:24) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT AGAIN
(20:48:26) Solid_Snake: Goddamn
(20:48:29) Solid_Snake: Third time in five minutes
(20:48:30) Solid_Snake: Loyal
(20:48:33) Solid_Snake: YOu are fucking getting me trashed
(20:48:40) Solid_Snake: It was just that one rule too
(20:48:41) Loyal: I told you to get another bottle!
(20:48:45) Solid_Snake: The other three have barely been used


(20:51:22) Solid_Snake: What
(20:51:25) Solid_Snake: Rafflesia Girl?!/
(20:51:22) Solid_Snake: What
(20:51:25) Solid_Snake: Rafflesia Girl?!/
(20:51:27) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(20:52:35) Loyal: No, he got past her.
(20:52:39) Solid_Snake: BREAK THE FUCKING TRANCE YOU JACKASS
(20:52:47) Terex4: I just fought that thing
(20:52:51) Solid_Snake: no
(20:52:58) Loyal: It's the two-girled flower thing.
(20:52:58) Solid_Snake: Rafflesia Girl is like two girls in a flower
(20:53:05) Flarecobra: Ok
(20:53:48) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(20:53:58) Solid_Snake: IT DEFEATED ME FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK fucking trance bullshit


(21:00:49) Solid_Snake: AT THE PORT(21:00:49) Solid_Snake: AT THE PORT
(21:01:46) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK THAT UNFORTUNATE LAMIA AGAIN
(21:02:09) Flarecobra: *Glare*
(21:02:38) (6_9): ...
(21:02:42) Flarecobra: Better be careful about badmouthing snakey girls around me.
(21:02:52) Solid_Snake: Flare my name is SNAKE
(21:02:58) Solid_Snake: I love me the Snakes but not this annoying side character
(21:03:18) Flarecobra: You haven't seen my forum avatar, have you?
(21:03:22) (6_9): Oh come on, I bet she has a nice pair of knockers!
(21:03:23) (|_|): god I hate amira
(21:03:33) (|_|): hahhahahaahha
(21:03:35) (|_|): hahahahhaha
(21:03:36) Flarecobra: Or seen the avvy RPs I've been in
(21:03:36) (|_|): ahahahahah
(21:03:39) Loyal: No, Robin. She very specifically does not.
(21:03:40) (|_|): oh robin
(21:03:44) (|_|): robin robin robin
(21:03:45) Solid_Snake: "By the way, I don't have any H scenes." OH THANK GOD


(21:29:50) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(21:29:55) Ecks: i have no idea what is going on in here
(21:29:50) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(21:29:55) Ecks: i have no idea what is going on in here
(21:29:56) Solid_Snake: DEFEATED ALREADY
(21:29:58) (6_9): Not Ecks' ass
(21:29:59) Solid_Snake: ALL I DID WAS ATTACK ONCE
(21:30:01) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK
(21:30:04) Flarecobra: By?
(21:30:05) Solid_Snake: FUCKING TREASURE BOX
(21:30:08) (6_9): Welcome to a usual night on NPF Chat
(21:30:16) Flarecobra: Oh, a mimic
(21:30:38) BitVyper: should have avoided the fight
(21:30:40) Loyal: Ahahah. Oh, Snake.
(21:30:43) Ecks: Why are you staring at my ass now, Rob?
(21:30:48) Loyal: H-scenes: 3
(21:30:53) Loyal: ...make that 4,


(21:35:03) Solid_Snake: ULTIMATE FOX(21:35:03) Solid_Snake: ULTIMATE FOX
(21:35:20) Loyal: and not a child this time!
(21:35:23) Solid_Snake: OH SHIT
(21:35:31) Flarecobra: [picture] This one?
(21:35:44) Solid_Snake: Nope!
(21:35:50) Loyal: No, the fox-taur.
(21:35:50) Solid_Snake: She has seven tails
(21:36:15) Solid_Snake: HOL SHIT THAT DID NO DAMAGE
(21:36:16) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK
(21:36:17) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK
(21:36:18) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK
(21:36:25) Loyal: It's a SUPER BOSS FIGHT!
(21:36:32) Loyal: Good thing you can heal, eh?
(21:36:41) Loyal: (He's gonna lose)
(21:36:52) Ecks: ahahahahaha you fucked up
(21:37:05) Solid_Snake: MAGIC CONCENTRATION
(21:37:06) Flarecobra: Well, now you know... there's one more powerful
(21:37:08) Solid_Snake: lemme guess
(21:37:09) Solid_Snake: GUARD
(21:37:27) Solid_Snake: I GUARDED
(21:37:29) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE HELL
(21:37:34) Solid_Snake: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GUARD THERE
(21:37:37) Solid_Snake: TO PREVENT THE ATTACK
(21:37:39) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
(21:37:56) Loyal: Sadly, no.
(21:38:18) Flarecobra: If he was, we'd be on that
(21:38:19) Solid_Snake: SO FUCKING CHEAP
(21:38:28) Loyal: You lose yet?
(21:38:56) Solid_Snake: Oh God I'm being raped by a Fox
(21:38:57) Solid_Snake: Oh fuck
(21:38:59) Solid_Snake: fuck my eyes
(21:39:15) Flarecobra: Could be worse
(21:39:19) Solid_Snake: It's like if Tails was a woman, and he raped you
(21:40:08) Loyal: Describe it, Snake.
(21:40:12) Loyal: I never actually lost there.
(21:40:28) Solid_Snake: I'm being fucking suffocated
(21:40:40) Flarecobra: Sat on?
(21:40:54) Solid_Snake: yaeh only she weighs five times more than he does
(21:40:56) Solid_Snake: welp
(21:40:59) Solid_Snake: ANOTHER CHUG OF WINE
(21:41:06) Ecks: you are the only guy i know snake
(21:41:09) Ecks: THE ONLY GUY
(21:41:21) Ecks: who would complain about being raped and suffocated by a woman
(21:41:26) Ecks: fox-lady or no
(21:41:30) Loyal: H-Scene Count: 5


(21:49:50) Solid_Snake: MORE TAILS
(21:50:07) Loyal: Youc an do it, Snake.
(21:49:50) Solid_Snake: MORE TAILS
(21:50:07) Loyal: Youc an do it, Snake.
(21:50:07) Solid_Snake: "Idiot"
(21:50:09) Solid_Snake: ahahahaha
(21:50:10) Loyal: Just fall asleep again!
(21:50:12) Solid_Snake: EVEN M ORE to drink
(21:51:00) Solid_Snake: It's Tails!
(21:51:16) Loyal: Snake, you can do it!
(21:51:18) Loyal: You can defeat her!
(21:53:34) Solid_Snake: YES
(21:53:35) Solid_Snake: I WAS RIGHT
(21:53:38) Solid_Snake: I WAS RIGHT
(21:53:40) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ALICE MONSTER LORD
(21:53:49) Solid_Snake: I DESERVE PRIZES FOR MY CORRECT PREDICTIN
(21:53:53) (|_|): nope
(21:53:55) Loyal: Congratulations, Snake,
(21:53:56) BitVyper: and Alice calls you stupid for not figuring it out before
(21:53:59) (|_|): kinda obvious
(21:54:00) BitVyper: because of how obvious it was
(21:54:00) Loyal: you have correctly deduced the Not Secret.
(21:54:02) (6_9): Oh wait...
(21:54:19) Solid_Snake: So wait if I'm trying to kill the Monster Lord
(21:54:22) Solid_Snake: And Alice is the Monster Lord
(21:54:31) (|_|): yup
(21:54:36) Solid_Snake: Why is 1: Alice hangin' with me and 2: The Goddess not bein' like "SHE'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU KILL HER YOU IDIOT"
(21:54:39) Flarecobra: Yep. You gotta face her.
(21:54:41) BitVyper: the only other place I can think of people getting baptized, you don't really hit until after Luka is sorta comfortable with not being a proper Hero
(21:55:14) (6_9): Alice wants to fuck your brains out.
(21:55:17) Loyal: Alice thinks you're a pretty cool guy.
(21:55:25) Solid_Snake: Like up until now Goddess has been conversing with me all like "You gotta go slay the Monster Lord!" Not once does she say "SHE'S ALSO RIGHT NEXT TO YOU"
(21:55:29) (6_9): or what Loyal said
(21:55:45) Solid_Snake: Oh so when she insults me that's just Alice being tsundere
(21:55:47) Loyal: Also, the whole "I'm a hero but I want monsters and humans to coexist" thing is probably a factor.
(21:55:58) Loyal: She insults you because Luka is an idiot.
(21:56:07) Loyal: A well-meaning but uneducated bungler.
(21:56:13) Solid_Snake: ...Just an idiot she apparently likes?
(21:56:16) Loyal: And also, she is a tsundere.


(21:56:35) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT AGAIN
(21:56:36) (|_|): lol
(21:56:39) Solid_Snake: ANOTHER GULP GUIP GULP
(21:56:59) Solid_Snake: oooh it's starting to have just that right burning sensation down the pipes

(21:57:43) Solid_Snake: OOOH
(21:57:44) Solid_Snake: Okay
(21:57:43) Solid_Snake: OOOH
(21:57:44) Solid_Snake: Okay
(21:57:47) Solid_Snake: So I can ask for the Bell
(21:57:50) Solid_Snake: I can ask for Fried Tofu
(21:57:54) Solid_Snake: OR I can ask to touch her tail
(21:57:56) Solid_Snake: DECISIONS


(22:01:10) Solid_Snake: FIRST: FRIED TOFU!(22:01:10) Solid_Snake: FIRST: FRIED TOFU!
(22:01:27) Solid_Snake: Ahahahaahaha Alice scolds you
(22:01:30) Solid_Snake: Also she calls you idiot
(22:01:34) Solid_Snake: THEREFORE I GET TO DRINK
(22:01:53) Solid_Snake: ahahahaha
(22:01:56) Solid_Snake: She calls me an IDIOT AGAIN
(22:01:57) Solid_Snake: YES
(22:01:59) Solid_Snake: BEST PATH
(22:02:24) Solid_Snake: HE LOSES
(22:02:25) Solid_Snake: wow
(22:02:29) Solid_Snake: a loss path that doesn't end
(22:02:31) Solid_Snake: in rape or death
(22:02:40) Solid_Snake: NOW TO TOUCH HER TAIL
(22:03:02) Solid_Snake: HAHAHAA SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT AGAIN this is amazing
(22:03:22) Solid_Snake: What were those? You run from the battle?
(22:03:38) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(22:03:45) Solid_Snake: The tail ending ends with rape sex timez
(22:03:51) Solid_Snake: But the fried tofu ending was awesome
(22:04:06) Loyal: H-Scene count: 6?


(22:04:56) Solid_Snake: YES ANOTHER CHOICE
(22:05:01) Solid_Snake: I can fight her
(22:04:56) Solid_Snake: YES ANOTHER CHOICE
(22:05:01) Solid_Snake: I can fight her
(22:05:04) Solid_Snake: OR there's no reason
(22:05:20) Loyal: Snake, you saw what happened when you fell asleep last time.
(22:05:27) Loyal: No reason it won't work here.
(22:05:29) Solid_Snake: ...yeah clearly I can take her, right?
(22:05:36) Solid_Snake: FIGHT!
(22:05:46) Loyal: ...
(22:05:48) Loyal: :3
(22:05:51) Solid_Snake: ...It...
(22:05:54) Solid_Snake: I did no damage
(22:06:01) Loyal: Count: Seven.


(22:07:03) Solid_Snake: OH AWESOME(22:07:03) Solid_Snake: OH AWESOME
(22:07:05) Solid_Snake: SHE HAS A DIFFERENT VOICE
(22:07:08) Solid_Snake: AND SHE"S VOICED
(22:07:14) Solid_Snake: aaalllllrrriiiiggghhhttt voiced hentai sence
(22:07:32) Solid_Snake: oh fuck the wines awffecting my judgment
(22:07:33) Loyal: And slowly, Snake becomes more comfortable with monster girls.
(22:07:48) (6_9): Don't worry Loyal
(22:07:53) Solid_Snake: and I take ANOTHER gulp because it's h taime


(22:11:12) Solid_Snake: No reason to fight this time(22:11:12) Solid_Snake: No reason to fight this time
(22:11:36) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ME AIN IDIOT AGIAN HAHAHAHAHA
(22:11:37) Solid_Snake: ahahahahaha
(22:11:46) Solid_Snake: i have to oepn a new bottle brb
(22:11:51) Loyal: Dammit Snake,
(22:11:56) Loyal: I told you twice.
(22:12:01) Loyal: that you needed anotehr.


(22:13:34) Solid_Snake: YES
(22:13:36) Solid_Snake: NOW I CAN DECIDE
(22:13:39) Solid_Snake: TO KILL THE MONSTER LORD
(22:13:34) Solid_Snake: YES
(22:13:36) Solid_Snake: NOW I CAN DECIDE
(22:13:39) Solid_Snake: TO KILL THE MONSTER LORD
(22:13:40) Solid_Snake: RIGHT HERE
(22:13:42) Solid_Snake: AND RIGHT NOW
(22:13:44) Solid_Snake: WE ENd THIS
(22:13:49) Solid_Snake: BRIGN IT ALICE
(22:14:11) Loyal: (Count: Eight)
(22:14:27) Flarecobra: >_> Not a good idea
(22:14:34) Loyal: sssshhhh
(22:14:39) Solid_Snake: COME ON WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HER WHy THE GMAE NOT BETING HER
(22:14:49) Loyal: Hahahaha.
(22:14:52) Solid_Snake: .....salwowing me whoel?
(22:14:54) Solid_Snake: WHAT
(22:14:56) Solid_Snake: WHAT THE FUCK
(22:14:59) Solid_Snake: WHAT WHAT AHT
(22:15:13) Solid_Snake: OH FUCFK HER MOUTH IT IN HER TAIL
(22:15:22) Solid_Snake: terible mistake
(22:15:41) Loyal: She has three mouths, Snake.
(22:15:56) Solid_Snake: OH FUCK OH FUCK OF FUCKC
(22:17:32) Flarecobra: So screwed?
(22:17:40) Loyal: Swallowed, even.
(22:17:45) Solid_Snake: you IDOT youw er eSUPOOSED TO FIGHTHER


(22:54:47) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(22:54:52) Solid_Snake: WHYAT IS ALAICE DOING
(22:54:47) Solid_Snake: FUCK
(22:54:52) Solid_Snake: WHYAT IS ALAICE DOING
(22:54:54) Solid_Snake: STOP ALKICE
(22:55:00) Solid_Snake: Bob
(22:55:00) Krylo: She's doing you, Snake.
(22:55:03) Krylo: She's doing you
(22:55:24) Flarecobra: Hmmmmm...
(22:55:26) Loyal: H-Scene: ...oh wait, I never counted the first inn-scene, did I.
(22:55:33) Loyal: So this would be Eleven.
(22:55:59) Solid_Snake: WHAT AR EOYU DOING
(22:56:04) Solid_Snake: STOP IT LAICE


(23:01:16) Solid_Snake: hahahaha
(23:01:18) Solid_Snake: he wkaes up
(23:01:16) Solid_Snake: hahahaha
(23:01:18) Solid_Snake: he wkaes up
(23:01:30) Solid_Snake: "uhh I knwo we just had sex but dont' I have to kil you?"
(23:01:38) Solid_Snake: NICE MVOE BOY


(23:18:07) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT AGAIN AND OH GOD I NEARLY GOTNE THROUGH ENTIEREL BOTLE OF WINE(23:18:07) Solid_Snake: SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT AGAIN AND OH GOD I NEARLY GOTNE THROUGH ENTIEREL BOTLE OF WINE
(23:18:15) Loyal: Haha.
(23:18:38) Solid_Snake: stop her from calking me an diot plaese
(23:18:55) Loyal: I wish I could, Snake.


(23:23:04) Solid_Snake: slayed a lamia(23:23:04) Solid_Snake: slayed a lamia
(23:23:18) Krylo: Well you aren't really slaying them, Snake.
(23:23:20) Solid_Snake: YOU HEAR THAT FLARECAOBRA I DEAFTEADE YOR SITESER


(23:50:09) Solid_Snake: oh man i dozed off for a second thee(23:50:09) Solid_Snake: oh man i dozed off for a second thee
(23:50:40) Solid_Snake: wswup guys
(23:51:37) Solid_Snake: do you htink if yiu drink enoguh wine
(23:51:42) Solid_Snake: yuoull liek ascebd
(23:51:49) Solid_Snake: to a highe plnae of exiseance


(The next day)
(01:34:44) Solid_Snake: why are you helpin me kill you Alice(01:34:44) Solid_Snake: why are you helpin me kill you Alice
(01:38:08) Solid_Snake: Also Alice called me an idiot
(01:38:12) Solid_Snake: *gulps down beer*
(01:39:08) Solid_Snake: ...Page 17 is a monster in this game
(01:39:11) Solid_Snake: Heh
(01:39:35) Krylo: I forget what that's a reference to
(01:39:58) Grimpond: 16 bits
(01:40:01) Grimpond: 256 bits
(01:40:07) Grimpond: 66538 bits
(01:40:11) Grimpond: or something like that
(01:45:51) Solid_Snake: Anotehr fucking page is a monster? What is up with this book
(01:50:55) Krylo: Aren't you paying attention to what Alice is yammering about off to the side, Snake?
(01:51:02) Solid_Snake: SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND PAGES?!?!?
(01:51:22) Solid_Snake: what the fuck kind of book is this
(01:51:32) Krylo: the best kind
(01:51:52) Krylo: The kind with a hot nerd chick in it who wants to rape you


(01:52:10) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(01:52:13) Solid_Snake: This one's tougher
(01:52:10) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(01:52:13) Solid_Snake: This one's tougher
(01:55:01) Solid_Snake: DAMMIT
(02:02:52) Solid_Snake: Jeez that took ages
(02:04:07) Solid_Snake: Honest Answer, Lie, or Play Dumb?
(02:04:20) Solid_Snake: GUYZ VOTES ON MY ANSWER
(02:04:49) Liz: play dumb
(02:05:09) Solid_Snake: kay
(02:05:24) Solid_Snake: It worked!
(02:05:26) Solid_Snake: Liz is a genius
(02:06:31) Solid_Snake: Not the fucking lamia again
(02:07:48) Krylo: If you lie
(02:07:51) Krylo: you actually
(02:07:54) Krylo: tell the half truth
(02:08:06) Krylo: I think lie and honest might be the same thing actually
(02:08:11) Krylo: in that either way you say it was Alice
(02:08:13) Solid_Snake: like "The Monster Lord did some shit!"
(02:08:16) Krylo: yup
(02:08:48) Krylo: Also, if you do that
(02:08:51) Solid_Snake: Oh man BACKTRACKIN'
(02:08:54) Krylo: she actually compliments you if memory serves
(02:10:41) Solid_Snake: IDIOT (gulps beer)
(02:11:18) Solid_Snake: IDIOT AGAIN (gulps beer again)


(02:14:12) Solid_Snake: Oh man what a tragic story
(02:14:54) Krylo: what story?
(02:14:12) Solid_Snake: Oh man what a tragic story
(02:14:54) Krylo: what story?
(02:15:13) Solid_Snake: The bar at Port Natalia when you go back there you learn about the first mermaid / human couple
(02:16:03) Solid_Snake: ...and rrrriiiiggghhhttt back to creepy
(02:16:11) Solid_Snake: This other mermaid wants to marry a young boy
(02:16:17) Solid_Snake: NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(02:17:26) Krylo: It's love, Snake. Looooove


(02:17:42) Solid_Snake: ...it's also a Crab Girl
(02:17:53) Solid_Snake: insert she has crabs joke here
(02:17:42) Solid_Snake: ...it's also a Crab Girl
(02:17:53) Solid_Snake: insert she has crabs joke here
(02:18:19) Krylo: haha lose to her.
(02:18:47) Krylo: Her lose scene takes like a goddamn year
(02:24:14) Solid_Snake: still going
(02:25:20) Solid_Snake: Still going
(02:26:35) Solid_Snake: STILL going
(02:28:32) Solid_Snake: fffuuuucccckkkk we get the pciture
(02:29:56) Solid_Snake: finally
(02:35:20) Solid_Snake: IDIOT
(02:35:51) Krylo: Did you read the blurb about why Luka doesn't just keep questing after his sex-defeat for crab lady, Snake?
(02:36:05) Solid_Snake: Yeah he can't get enough of them baths


(02:37:10) Solid_Snake: this girl kind of loooks like Ariel from the Little Mermaid if she decided to cosplay as a coral reef
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Oh my... that game has a foxgirl! XD

I should have seen this thread coming with everything that went on in the chat room. lol
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Ahahaha man this is great.

I am now waiting to hear what Snake's going to say when he finds out 'bout the plot twist.
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It's only a mater of minutes, Ryong. XD
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This is going to be on the required materials for continued NPF membership, isn't it?
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No I mean, I don't think he's gotten to the plot twist yet.
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This game seriously is much more well-written than it has any right to be. I'm probably gonna boot up my save file again. Think I was at the ghost-zombie-scientist loli? whichever one made the frankenstine boss. Need to get around to finishing it.
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Man you guys are so fucking behind the times.
if you do this again let me know so I can get in chat and offer my expert monster fighting advice.

ALSO: Speaking of, the Act 2 final patch is supposed to be out sometime this weekend I think.
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Goddamn I always miss the fun stuff.

This is just more proof that I need to hang out in the NPFchat more.

I am still laughing from reading that transcript. I assume there's more to come?
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