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Unread 04-21-2012, 08:26 PM   #21
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and your body so full of delicious fluids?
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Unread 04-22-2012, 10:29 PM   #22
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and your body so full of delicious fluids?


I can no longer sit back and allow Spider infiltration, Spider indoctrination, Spider subversion and the international Spider conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 10:55 PM   #23
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I know you're joking but this statement is basically correct. There's a species of spider called white tips, and they're basically everywhere where I live, and their bite can kill you pretty much immediately.

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What? No. White tips just make the area around the bite rot. Gross ans horrifically painful but unless it bites your carotid not deadly. The only really deadly spider we have is the Sydney Funnel Web.



Look at the fangs on that thing.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 11:07 PM   #24
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What? No. White tips just make the area around the bite rot. Gross ans horrifically painful but unless it bites your carotid not deadly. The only really deadly spider we have is the Sydney Funnel Web.



Look at the fangs on that thing.
I am completely surprised to find out people around me when I was young were lying/wrong/lying and wrong arseholes.
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Unread 04-22-2012, 11:42 PM   #25
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It's the stuff nightmares are made of — a giant spider slowly killing a snake snared in its web.
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Look at the fangs on that thing.


*Leaves thread, having died a little inside*
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Unread 04-23-2012, 12:28 AM   #26
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Unread 04-23-2012, 04:31 AM   #27
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I swear, there's always some insectologist bandying on and on about how spiders are really misunderstood creatures.
Misunderstood to be insects, for one thing.
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Unread 04-23-2012, 07:37 AM   #28
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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cause all dem arthropods look the same AMIRITE?
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Unread 04-23-2012, 09:51 AM   #29
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Their primitive chitin is clearly inferior to more evolved insect variants!
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Unread 04-23-2012, 09:40 PM   #30
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Misunderstood to be insects, for one thing.
I used the term insectologist on purpose to draw out this comment to better identify the enemies among us. Only someone deeply in love with spider culture would bother to say this, especially in light of my use of arthropods later in the same post. I know they are arachnids, but am I really going to bother to identify them as such? Only someone deeply enthralled with them would.

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What? No. White tips just make the area around the bite rot. Gross ans horrifically painful but unless it bites your carotid not deadly.
Oh well no big deal then guess I'll just go ahead and play with this Brown Recluse it'll only make my skin rot away WAKE UP PEOPLE
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