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Lakitu
Join Date: Feb 2010
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iamtalkingaboutthreeletterwordthatbeginswithtandis oftenusedbeforenouns anyonewhodisagreescanhavetheirheadchoppedoffatbehe aderstationyoushallnotusethatcursedwordexclamation pointexclamationpointexclamationpoint editcursevbulletinanditsstupidwordsizelimit |
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Your alphabets are a crutch for the weak and oppressed. Toss off your shackles of stagnant symbology and embrace your own communicative reality! Gone are the days of phonetics and standardized pictographs, from now on all writing shall be completely personalized and unique!
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Swing You Sinners!
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I want everyone to learn to use semicolons.
It isn't that hard; anyone could learn to do it if they tried, and it makes a sentence so elegant. edit: The proper use of italics for emphasis, in moderation, is also important to me.
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formerly known as Prince.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Right here, with you >:)
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Fuck everyone who writes like that.
Just wanted to let you people know. Grammar is meant to make your lives more beautiful, not to make my eyes hurt. I'm not even reading that. Fuck you.
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Super stressed!
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: British Columbia
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Rocky Wrench
Join Date: Apr 2005
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You know when I first saw the title of this topic, I honestly thought that this was going to be some kind of weird Katamari thread..
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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My first order of business as Empress/ Goddess-Queen of Grammar would be to banish the traitor Fifthfiend for not capitalizing the Y at the beginning of the thread title.
My next order of business will be to outlaw txt "grammar," chat-speak and 1337-sp34k. Following this proclamation, I expect roughly eighty-seven percent of youtube commenters to be thrown into the dungeon (Note to self: Expand dungeon to accommodate more prisoners). After establishing ground rules, I shall work to distinguish proper boundaries for my kingdom, the Land of Grammar. I shall then build an army so I can decimate other kingdoms in a grammatically-correct fashion. Wait, you weren't supposed to read that last one. Pretend you didn't see that part, okay?
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Making it happen.
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Letter-to-number replacement is nothing like grammar.
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Niqo Niqo Nii~
Join Date: Mar 2004
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More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.
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Funka has spoken!
Join Date: Apr 2008
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