The Chatroulette Adventure

[Kerensky287]

For those who don't know, Chatroulette is a bit of an odd site. With a webcam, you can videochat with a random person around the world. Of course, video + audience + anonymity is guaranteed to equal bad things. So I plan to go on this site and record my findings for you all to see!

Session 1: A random person. He asks about the bomb in my closet. I claim ignorance. I turn the camera around to face the poster on my wall for the next session.

Session 2: I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket. The other man introduces himself as russian. The language barrier stands firm.

Session 3: A man is masturbating. I flee.

Session 4: A man is masturbating. I flee.

Session 5: A man is undoing his pants, preparing to masturbate. I flee.

Session 6: An elderly man. I introduce myself as the Delta V rocket and promptly warn him about the penises. I then make a joke about a small sample size. He types for 30 seconds. His message reads "Yes."

Session 7: A... woman is masturbating? I can't tell. This is even worse than the man somehow. I flee.

Session 8: A teenager appears. I convince him this is being broadcast in front of an auditorium. He flees.

Session 9: Does not exist. I am now blocked for the next 20 minutes.


Feel free to record your own adventures on this mysterious site! Venture forth at your own risk. The site has a good chance of not being safe for work depending on your luck.

On the plus side, now I know how that kid in the Images thread is so awesome. He's just numb to all the horrors the world can show him.