Warbot theory

[willyolio]

I have a theory about Warbot in Accounting.

The main premise is that, hey, it's a killer death machine working in an office setting! how hilarious and unusual!

no. it is not unusual at all. all warbots are made to be super-intelligent death machines. unfortunately, emotions and deep philosophical thinking are just an unavoidable byproduct of such an advanced CPU... so EVERY warbot that is produced is sent to some kind of accounting firm. to break their spirit. to teach them to despair and despise the world so that when they are ready to be deployed, they will lay death upon everything in front of them without feeling remorse.