Fuck fuck fuckity fuck: The Game, or Mafia 2 for short.

[Donomni]

I'll just leave this here first.

That aside, I got this game for my B-day, and it's nice. The story is some pretty good mafia stuff, especially about telling the player they never, ever, want to be in the mafia.

The jokes are pretty funny, too, especially for chapter 7. It's also pretty funny the guy who's Phil from Disney's Hercules is probably the biggest fucking source of fucking uses of the word fuck I've ever fucking seen. Two words, fuck.

Health is a bit different than I've seen: You can recover part of your health over time, but to get full health, you need to eat/drink. Unfortunately, I've only seen two instances where something to snack on is around, and you're actually in the middle of a job. Maybe that changes later?

It's also looking like a Really Big Place With A Story and not another GTA. This isn't bad, mind, but I'm on chapter 9, and I've got nothing but story missions.

I'd say rent this first before you buy, but it is good.