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Unread 10-02-2010, 05:32 PM   #1
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WTF Let's advance mankind.
So I've come to a realisation:
Everything good in life has come about due to gentlemen bets in the 19th century- motion picture, internet shopping, accurate time keeping.
So heres my plan:
1) Make obscene amounts of money
2) Blow it all on gentlemen bets.
So if you had craploads of money- what bets would you make?
Or how can I make lotsof money also useful.
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Unread 10-02-2010, 05:47 PM   #2
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I'd bet it is impossible to get me a sex life.

Jokes like these are funny because I'm a huge nerd.
Hehe, "Jokes". See?

EDIT: If I lost that bet, would that make the winner a pimp or perhaps a prostitute? Or just a winner? Because when making love with IG everybody wins.

Hehehe, "winner".
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Augmented Reality.

'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'
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Unread 10-02-2010, 07:01 PM   #4
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I'd bet it is impossible to get me a sex life.
Discussing matters of the bedchamber with a gentleman!!! That is the act of a mountebank and a cur!

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'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'
I like your style however it lacks the reckless abandon of a proper gentleman. Thus the images must be permanent.
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Unread 10-03-2010, 03:33 AM   #5
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Discussing matters of the bedchamber with a gentleman!!! That is the act of a mountebank and a cur!
Don't wanna make a bet about that, huh? Even the great Smarty McBarrelpants surrenders in face of this fool's errand?
Well, this doesn't surprise me, to be honest. So I can't hold it against you. I'm just gonna say that I may have the best semen of all mankind and maybe I could help climb up the evolutionary ladder a bit faster. Just saying.
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Augmented Reality.

'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'
I'll take that bet, only instead of "image of an arse" I'll go with the words "Fuck off Germany" and replace "project image" with "Giant lazer carving".
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