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Unread 01-24-2011, 01:26 PM   #1
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Serious "Useful"

I was thinking, in a general sense for nearly any job, what are the top 10 measurable qualities for one's usefulness which has nothing to do with any one job requirement?

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The ability to interject martial arts into every single conversation.

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I currently work in the endoscopy department of a hospital.
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Found you a list.
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Very few of those are measurable, but the list is appreciated.
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Unread 01-24-2011, 01:29 PM   #2
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Unread 01-24-2011, 01:54 PM   #3
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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:10 PM   #4
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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:29 PM   #5
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The ability to interject martial arts into every single conversation.

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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:29 PM   #6
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Defecation
Totally fixed.
I currently work in the endoscopy department of a hospital.
Defecation: It's a quality a lot of patients there don't have. We try to help with that problem. We make them better at their jobs by helping them to regain the gift of defecation.






Yeah, I totally made a poop joke. So what? Sue me! For having an unoriginal and shitty sense of humor.

On Topic: Willingness. (EDIT: shiney probably beat me to it, or something)

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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:33 PM   #7
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I MEANT DEDICATION
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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:45 PM   #8
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Unread 01-24-2011, 02:54 PM   #9
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Unread 01-24-2011, 03:22 PM   #10
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