LET'S BUZZ SOME WORDS

Fifthfiend · 05-03-2011, 09:12 PM

Are you guys synced to framework your client-centrism synergistic multitasks for dynamic, cloud-paradigmatically granular mindshare while infrastructuring next-gen for web 2.0, fashion-forward?

You're gosh-darn rightsized you are!!

Bells · 05-03-2011, 09:17 PM

I�m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I�ve been up linked and downloaded, I�ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I�m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I�m new wave, but I�m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I�m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I�m interactive, I�m hyperactive and from time to time I�m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I�m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I�ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I�m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I�m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I�ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can�t shut me up. You can�t dumb me down because I�m tireless and I�m wireless, I�m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I�m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I�m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I�ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I�m feeling, I�m caring, I�m healing, I�m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I�m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the �F� word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I�m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I�ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I�m a rude dude, but I�m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I�ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don�t snooze, so I don�t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I�m hangin in, there ain�t no doubt and I�m hangin tough, over and out!

Gregness · 05-04-2011, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells

I�m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I�ve been up linked and downloaded, I�ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I�m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I�m new wave, but I�m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I�m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I�m interactive, I�m hyperactive and from time to time I�m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I�m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I�ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I�m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I�m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I�ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can�t shut me up. You can�t dumb me down because I�m tireless and I�m wireless, I�m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I�m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I�m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I�ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I�m feeling, I�m caring, I�m healing, I�m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I�m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the �F� word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I�m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I�ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I�m a rude dude, but I�m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I�ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don�t snooze, so I don�t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I�m hangin in, there ain�t no doubt and I�m hangin tough, over and out!

You're doing it wrong.

Fifthfiend · 05-03-2011, 09:18 PM

Bellsouth I've heard empowerment leverage about your outside the box proactives and frankly I streamline that your directional contingency is just the turnkey this e-platform monetize!

Melfice · 05-04-2011, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Are you guys synced to framework your client-centrism synergistic multitasks for dynamic, cloud-paradigmatically granular mindshare while infrastructuring next-gen for web 2.0, fashion-forward?

You're gosh-darn rightsized you are!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells

I�m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I�ve been up linked and downloaded, I�ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I�m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I�m new wave, but I�m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I�m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I�m interactive, I�m hyperactive and from time to time I�m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I�m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I�ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I�m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I�m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I�ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can�t shut me up. You can�t dumb me down because I�m tireless and I�m wireless, I�m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I�m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I�m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I�ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I�m feeling, I�m caring, I�m healing, I�m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I�m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the �F� word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I�m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I�ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I�m a rude dude, but I�m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I�ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don�t snooze, so I don�t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I�m hangin in, there ain�t no doubt and I�m hangin tough, over and out!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Bellsouth I've heard empowerment leverage about your outside the box proactives and frankly I streamline that your directional contingency is just the turnkey this e-platform monetize!

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

Seil · 05-03-2011, 09:20 PM

What Managers hear versus what they understand.

Pip Boy · 05-04-2011, 10:43 AM

There is no way she can take all that meaningless workplace jargon! The core is reaching critical mass captain! She's gonna blow!

Fifthfiend · 05-04-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pip Boy

The core is reaching critical mass captain! She's gonna blow!

There's no choice left gentlemen

we have to

invert the polarities

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-04-2011, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

invert the polarities

Good god man, are you insane??!! If you do that you'll create a feedback cascade resonance in the primary matrix buffer which will cause an imbalance in the co-axial plasma conduits. This would eventually result in an overload in the reactor shielding forcing an automatic matter/antimatter shunt into the dorsal buffer chamber, blowing out all primary and secondary photon emitters along the way!

We'd have had to bypass the tertiary adjunct module just to re-open the coolant systems before the secondary flux coil built up enough charge to create a temporal incursion manifold, and then we'd still have to flood the core breach with a tachyon/graviton pulse just to shut the whole thing down.

You could've killed us all!

Pip Boy · 05-04-2011, 11:22 AM

He's trying to inhibit the streamlining of our panoramization into new demographics for synergetic distribution of cooperative teambuilding strategies derived from getting back to the fundementals of our proactive core!

Oh god its spreading!

05-03-2011, 09:12 PM	#1
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	LET'S BUZZ SOME WORDS Are you guys synced to framework your client-centrism synergistic multitasks for dynamic, cloud-paradigmatically granular mindshare while infrastructuring next-gen for web 2.0, fashion-forward? You're gosh-darn rightsized you are!! __________________ check out my buttspresso

05-03-2011, 09:17 PM	#2
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	I�m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I�ve been up linked and downloaded, I�ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I�m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I�m new wave, but I�m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I�m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I�m interactive, I�m hyperactive and from time to time I�m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I�m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I�ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I�m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I�m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! I�ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can�t shut me up. You can�t dumb me down because I�m tireless and I�m wireless, I�m an alpha male on beta-blockers. I�m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I�m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I�ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail. But, I�m feeling, I�m caring, I�m healing, I�m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I�m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the �F� word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I�m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I�ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I�m a rude dude, but I�m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I�ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don�t snooze, so I don�t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I�m hangin in, there ain�t no doubt and I�m hangin tough, over and out! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

05-03-2011, 09:18 PM	#4
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Bellsouth I've heard empowerment leverage about your outside the box proactives and frankly I streamline that your directional contingency is just the turnkey this e-platform monetize! __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 05-03-2011 at 09:24 PM.

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05-03-2011, 09:20 PM	#6
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	What Managers hear versus what they understand.

05-04-2011, 10:43 AM	#7
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	There is no way she can take all that meaningless workplace jargon! The core is reaching critical mass captain! She's gonna blow!

05-04-2011, 11:22 AM	#10
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	He's trying to inhibit the streamlining of our panoramization into new demographics for synergetic distribution of cooperative teambuilding strategies derived from getting back to the fundementals of our proactive core! Oh god its spreading!