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Unread 07-07-2011, 07:20 PM   #1
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Fun You guys don't know your American history...
...Fortunately, Mike Huckabee is going to teach you a thing or two!

Oh man these are the best guys, it's clearly everything that 21st century animation has to offer. Furthermore these DVDs are educational masterpieces that will teach you everything you didn't know about American history, in an absolutely unbiased way.

Mike's going to tell you what this is all about.

Even 91% of Liberals loved them!

Mike Huckabee says this series is unbiased, but the first video, predictably, is about "The Greatest President Ever"

I love these gunshot effects. "Show those Germans and Japanese the power of America!"

You can also check the upcoming content for the next two years in which you'll be shocked to learn that this series purports to 'change the way American history is taught' to youngsters by teaching them...exactly the same patriotic drivel I learned in Elementary School.
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Unread 07-07-2011, 08:38 PM   #2
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Being rather familiar with History myself, I do wonder what happens to the black girl wearing a short (by back then standards) skirt in the forties. Also, watching the destruction of the pacific fleet? Totally going to take my nieces and nephew to that. It will be a grand ol' time.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 02:15 AM   #3
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I don't know. It's certainly not the history I learnt in school. I'm glad to be learning the truth.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 04:31 AM   #4
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I, for one, did not know that Hitler spoke English with a terrible accent.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 05:07 AM   #5
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Those kids seem a bit surprised when like Pearl Harbour got bombed. If I was going to 1940s I would probably look it up first. And while we know our history books lie to us thanks to Huckabee I'm pretty sure they still mention Pearl Harbour getting bombed.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 07:07 AM   #6
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Because of my shitty, liberal-propaganda-filled education, I used to believe that Pearl Harbor was bombed, but now thanks to Mike Huckabee, I know Pearl Harbor was bombed by filthy Jap scum!
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Unread 07-08-2011, 07:22 AM   #7
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Because of my shitty, liberal-propaganda-filled education, I used to believe that Pearl Harbor was bombed, but now thanks to Mike Huckabee, I know Pearl Harbor was bombed by filthy Jap scum!
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I should have known never to trust those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders! Unfortunately, my childhood indoctrination at the sinister hands of the LIEberal Media Machine--obsessed as it was with teaching me nothing but evolution, Satanism, homosexuality, and the lyrics to "Kumbaya"--has left me unprepared for the innate depravity and evil of all non-American races. O, would that the Truth had been revealed to me sooner!
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Unread 07-08-2011, 08:24 AM   #8
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While the world war 2 video teaches me to hate the Japanese, the Reagen video teaches me that he is the greatest ever president and he loved Japan and worked closely with them. I am confused.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 08:45 AM   #9
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For some reason this springs to mind.

I'm so glad they took the time to modify the language so my children can understand these videos.

I asked my daughter what she thought the word "fundamentalist" means.
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Clearly she is uneducated and in dire need of people like Mike Huckabee to bring her up to speed. I for one will be purchasing these immediately.
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Unread 07-08-2011, 09:25 AM   #10
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