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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:32 AM   #1
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Animay The worst thing that could possibly happen...
So, for the last few weeks, I have been constantly worrying about my new roommate. It's the first time I've ever roomed with someone I didn't know at all, and I was nervous.

Today, I finally moved in and met her. At first everything was cool. We awkwardly just discussed things. Out of nowhere, she asked what kinds of anime I liked, and, after being momentarily concerned that my dorkiness was THAT obvious (I don't have any posters or anything hanging up) we talked about anime a little. I thought this was a good thing, maybe me and my roommate would be able to be good friends.

And then... The worst thing happened.


She basically told me that she thinks that yaoi is gross.

Help me NPF! I feel lost and scared and cold inside. Like I'm living a lie.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:38 AM   #2
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Clearly you just need to truly introduce her to the wonders of yaoi and lead her down the path of BL.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:46 AM   #3
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She just hates 2D and is totally ok with two dudes dicking each other, trust me.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:47 AM   #4
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Wait.
That is the worst thing that could possibly happen to...
...I don't want to ask.
I don't want to ask.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:52 AM   #5
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Wait.
That is the worst thing that could possibly happen to...
...I don't want to ask.
I don't want to ask.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother...

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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:56 AM   #6
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I'm quite certain we could come up with a better worst case scenario in our respective sleep.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:57 AM   #7
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You guys don't know dick...

HaHaaaa double entendre....

No, but, really, celes, Darling... you are focusing on the wrong thing. The problem is not that she SAID she doesn't Yaoi... the problem is that when she said that, she didn't also said she doesn't like Yuri...

Ask her Feelings about Sailor Moon and follow up with a question on her thoughts about Slashfiction ASAP!

Also, if she calls you Nee Chan, run the fuck away!
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Unread 08-22-2011, 12:57 AM   #8
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I'm quite certain we could come up with a better worst case scenario in our respective sleep.
...Such as if our next President of the United States BANNED YAOI

...Given that the next President of the United States may well be Rick Perry, Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann I think this is surprisingly likely, actually
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Unread 08-22-2011, 01:07 AM   #9
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Default I will now gain CJ's anger.
hahah I thought this was building up to her doing something terrible.
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Unread 08-22-2011, 01:13 AM   #10
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...Such as if our next President of the United States BANNED YAOI

...Given that the next President of the United States may well be Rick Perry, Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann I think this is surprisingly likely, actually
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