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06-03-2012, 11:15 PM
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Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
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It's Healthier For Women To Make Their Man Into A Sandwich, Science Says
A new study suggest eating your husband is the most healthy choice you could make.
What is more healthful than human flesh? Nothing. Full of protein, and it tastes like pork! Delicious, and, depending on your husband's body-mass index, quite lean. Indeed, there is no substitute for eating your husband. Top the sandwich with romaine lettuce and tomato, and make your own healthful dressing from vinegar and olive oil. Nothing in the world will taste as good. Soylent Green is people? Well, Spousal Green is your husband on a sandwich. What I'm saying is, kill your husbands and eat them. This message brought to you by the Surgeon General of Rapa Nui.
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06-04-2012, 12:03 AM
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That's so PC of you
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 Just... y'know... just make sure you guys have a Backpack with bare minimum at hand |
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06-04-2012, 12:09 AM
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Moves Like Jagger, Kupo!
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Looks like the zombie apocalypse is ahead of schedule.
I'll give you dismemeberment, but how is the guy who threw his intestines at the cops a cannibal?
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06-04-2012, 12:36 AM
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Why do you think some women are called "Man-eaters?"
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06-04-2012, 02:14 AM
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Fight Me, Nerds
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06-04-2012, 02:18 AM
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06-04-2012, 04:42 PM
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Local Rookie Indie Dev
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Whelp guess I better stock up on shotgun rounds and start sharpening my swords.
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06-04-2012, 05:06 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
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06-04-2012, 08:20 PM
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Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
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I can always see myself as the guy who puts all the trouble into making one of those and then the zombie apocalypse comes and I am immediately ambushed while walking to the mailbox, my throat torn open by a slavering ghoul, or am driven off the road by a band of looters and unceremoniously shot to death, my shotgun nestled at home in the gun safe.
The only solution is to carry it strapped to my back everywhere I go. Preparedness!
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06-04-2012, 09:31 PM
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That's so PC of you
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I'm sticking with the original plan if, somehow, for some magical reason the dead come to rise... i'm hitting for the shore and settling on the first Island i find.
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