"The Big Game"

[Whomper]

Y'know, because the NFL is watching all forms of media and will fine you $Texas if you say that other thing.

So... anyone around here watching that thing what comes on the television tomorrow evening? I intend to do so; at an average of $3,750,000 per 30 second commercial, I'm expecting to see a couple of ingenious ones this year. I'm already predicting that Doritos will injure a guy in the crotch in their commercial. Oh, and I actually like football, too, so that's a bonus.

I'm also planning on making some of my sausage dip that's super easy!

- 1 package of ground sausage (y'know, the round ones that look like a hot dog on steroids)
- 1 regular size can of RoTel (fuck if I know what the size is, so let's call it 8.17 ounces)
- 1 block of cream cheese (Philadelphia was on to some shit)
Instructions: Cook the sausage, drain the can of RoTel, then toss all that shit in a crock pot. Let it simmer, baby. Let it simmer. (Stirring also helps.) Eat it on whatever the fuck you want. I feel like there should be some bacon in this recipe for Epic Meal Time flavor. Eh, put some bacon in it if you want. Couldn't hurt.

So, how 'bout it? What, if anything, are all of you nutjobs doing? Share some recipes 'n shit.