Rep gem hover comments

[shiney]

Hey folks, I added some new rep comments on the top end other day. Hover over the gems and see what you think. For reference and fun, here's what we have and the levels right now. If you guys want we can play around with these and redo a couple or what have you? Suggestions welcome.

[-250] points -- User is beyond the depths of the hellish abyss.
[-45] points -- User is so stupid a ban was placed.
[-30] points -- User is on the way to destruction.
[-10] points -- User had better shape up.
0 points -- User is an unknown quantity at this point.
10 points -- User is reputed to be..repu..tational. Yes.
20 points -- User will become famous soon enough. Eventually. Maybe.
35 points -- User has a spectacular disco-style aura about.
50 points -- User is like one of those neat quartz stones you find at the beach.
75 points -- User is so pumped up.
100 points -- User is a glorious beacon of painfully blinding light.
150 points -- User is a name known to all, except that guy.
225 points -- User is a splendid one to behold, except in the mornings.
300 points -- User is a ray of sunshine lighting up your life.
375 points -- User is the wind beneath your wings.
450 points -- User is the belle of the ball.
525 points -- User bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted.
600 points -- User single-handedly slew a dragon.
675 points -- User is a real American hero.
725 points -- User hacked the Gibson.
800 points -- User is like Reed Richards, but prettier.
875 points -- User can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
950 points -- User INVENTED reputation, you know!
1025 points -- User is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world.
1100 points -- User would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was.
1175 points -- User is facing every kind of danger imaginable - and loving it!
1250 points -- User is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two.
1325 points -- User ruled well and wisely, in the Golden Age.
1400 points -- User can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't.
1475 points -- User is the best around. No one's ever gonna keep them down.
1550 points -- User once rocked so hard it's now a crime.
1625 points -- User slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay!
1700 points -- User is the 13th apostle of funk.
1775 points -- User has the dial turned up to eleven. Maybe twelve.
1850 points -- User has almost as my rep points as they do fail posts
1925 points -- User will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!
2050 points -- User broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
2125 points -- User farts unicorns that themselves fart rainbows.
2200 points -- User did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
2275 points -- User is, objectively speaking, superior to you in every conceivable way.
2350 points -- User has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
2425 points -- User sucks! Wait, rules. Oops.
2500 points -- User has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
2750 points -- User can afford to hire someone to poop for them.
3000 points -- User is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
3250 points -- User isn't just above the law -- they are the law.
3500 points -- User has become a black hole for reputation.
3750 points -- User once spliced a monkey with a guinea pig, and well, the rest is history.
4000 points -- User probably impersonated Krylo, or IS Krylo, or in any case Krylo has too much rep and sucks.
29999 points -- User is Dr. Mother-Fucking-McNinja.
50000 points -- User is GODDAMN AWESOME.
80000 points -- User is .... well, he's Jesus.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

do people even use the rep system anymore? I am not being sarcastic, I am genuine here

[shiney]

Yes, many do, pretty consistently.

[Flarecobra]

Let's see what mine is..

EDIT: Unicorns and rainbows.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

600 points -- User single-handedly slew a dragon.

I'd like to complain about the blatant herpetophobia on this site. I thought NPF was supposed to be a safe space

FOR SHINY TO HIRE SOMEONE TO POOP ON

[shiney]

I could always change the s to a b?

[phil_]

"User single-handedly befriended a dragon" sounds nice.

Also, is "User has almost as my rep points as they do fail posts" supposed to be "User has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts?"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I miss having the slew a dragon one, much better than this crappy america one.

And wow, holy shit, the rep levels actually go that high?! Is that... neccesary?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Originally Posted by shiney

I could always change the s to a b?

I WITHDRAW MY PREVIOUS COMPLAINT, CURRENT ONE IS FINE

[Nique]

9,001: User is over 9000

Eh? EH?

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