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Old 02-07-2010, 01:23 AM   #1
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It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.
Phone calls with you are either sexy or delicious.In before 'both'.
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Old 02-07-2010, 01:30 AM   #2
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Phone calls with you are either sexy or delicious.In before 'both'.
My Economics teacher and a third of my graduating class used to call me Delicious, Coincidence?
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Unread 02-08-2010, 02:19 AM   #3
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CHOCOLATE RIVER
I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.
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Unread 02-08-2010, 02:22 AM   #4
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I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.
Somebody does'nt know female anatomy very well....
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Unread 02-08-2010, 03:08 AM   #5
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You should only try to build off a joke if the addition is funnier than the original. I suppose that's all rather subjective, but I feel your premise is shaky at best and only succeeds in diluting the humor of the original statement.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:04 PM   #6
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Megaman, you're off my cool list because you called me retarded. Even if you can prove that your words are merely the drink talking, you're still not cool because then you'd be saying the opposite of all the completely true statements you made other the one where you called me retarded.

Geeze. Cats are so not retarded they should make a word for it. Oh wait, they did, it's GENIUS.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:18 PM   #7
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Geeze. Cats are so not retarded they should make a word for it. Oh wait, they did, it's GENIUS.
Funny fact: the Finnish word nero means genius.

And it means basically that I'm confused right now! I don't know if the cats burnt down the Rome or was it InsaneGenius! So very mysterious.
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:42 PM   #8
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Either way, I'd hit it.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:32 AM   #9
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Either way, I'd hit it.
I doubt you'd hit the back of the tongue, let alone the voicebox....
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:35 AM   #10
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I doubt you'd hit the back of the tongue, let alone the voicebox....
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