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Unread 05-11-2010, 06:53 AM   #1
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Fun World Cup Countdown Thread

32 days to the world cup. Place bets now.
In the last thread I predicted Germany would win but this was before the NZ squad was announced with a record low total of 4 amateurs, including a policeman.
With their revolutionary strategy of arresting the opposition before the game,
I'm predicting a NZ surge to the semifinals before being knocked out due to an injury to said policeman.
Last odds I saw on them are about 2000-1, the are my inside tip for you.
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Unread 05-11-2010, 07:17 AM   #2
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What kind of barbarian actually likes soccer?

As for picking a winner, I'll go with Team USA; I can't think of a more spiteful thing for us to do to the rest of the world than to beat all y'all at a game you love but we really don't care that much about.
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The Netherlands are go-*snrk*.
This year, the Nethe-hehehe.

No, okay, I can do this.

The Netherlands are totally going bring home the World Cup!

... BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, right. It'll end up Netherlands - Germany, and we'll lose the match in the last five minutes, or something like that.
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What kind of barbarian actually likes soccer?

As for picking a winner, I'll go with Team USA; I can't think of a more spiteful thing for us to do to the rest of the world than to be all y'all at a game you love but we really don't care that much about.
That's why you support Team NZ. We care it about it far far less than the US does- the US actually has a reasonable league and a reasonably good team.
Also our football team is basically the 11 NZers closest to the ground at kickoff time.

Also what kind of pussy likes US sports which are basically girly versions of rest of the world sports!


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The Netherlands are go-*snrk*.
This year, the Nethe-hehehe.

No, okay, I can do this.

The Netherlands are totally going bring home the World Cup!

... BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, right. It'll end up Netherlands - Germany, and we'll lose the match in the last five minutes, or something like that.
I do have Holland losing to Germany in the final if I remember correctly. 1974 all over again.
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No one likes soccer. No one cares about soccer. This is football. But it's ok, you yanks can go play your sissified version of rugby while we talk real mens sports.

*Waves an england flag a bit*
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What the fuck is "soccer"?
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No one likes soccer. No one cares about soccer. This is football. But it's ok, you yanks can go play your sissified version of rugby while we talk real mens sports.

*Waves an england flag a bit*
Rugby? You mean that sport where sweaty men get in a big circle and have a big group hug?
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*Waves an england flag a bit*
Oi, you're worse than the Yanks!
Once again my key hope for the world cup is "Anybody but England". Fortunately they are useless and will always be knocked out at last 16 or 8 for ever and eternity.

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Rugby? You mean that sport where sweaty men get in a big circle and have a big group hug?
And rip each others testicles off! It's happened more than once! Also isn't American football even more huggy duggy! They stand in a line waiting to just hug each other. Like that's the point of half the team!
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What the fuck is "soccer"?
It's this.

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Also isn't American football even more huggy duggy! They stand in a line waiting to just hug each other. Like that's the point of half the team!
Football was our way of un-gaying rugby, mainly in that we wear protective gear to prevent skin-on-skin contact.
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That looks about as boring as American "we've got to sit down and have a 30 second chat about our next move and have a rest every 10 seconds" football.
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