Skills

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Probably.

[Funka Genocide]

I have several relevant degrees. (Ok, just one. Whatever.)

I have the moral flexibility, fiscal irresponsibility and government training necessary to kill for money.

I can rebuild a radar system with plastic screwdrivers and a hammer. (And uh, like magnetrons and stuff.)

I am a master of the japanese art of Karaoke.

[Terex4]

I have a strong knack for accurate profiling. I can figure out some people's personalities fully after observing them for about 10 minutes. I currently have a prediction with one of my mother in law's friends as to how/when he will lose his job. We'll find out if I'm right come September.

I'm good at finding things on the internet.

I'm very good at forming contingency plans. Typically if I intend for something to happen I have at least three back up plans just in case.

I'm a good actor but terrible at memorization. I would excel in a setting like Who's Line is it Anyway and apply this skill well during roleplaying games.

[Osterbaum]

Stuff I'm skilled enough at to mention:
kendo
basic military conduct and combat tactics and usage of equipment
biology and related to which; basic lab & field work
basic survival skills (in nature)

Stuff I think I'm skilled enought at to mention:
accurately profiling people
lying

Language skills:
fluent finnish, spanish and english
enough japanese to have a conversation
basics of swedish and german

In addition I've played several sports for a short while and I fiddle around with my guitar at times. Also I'm a history buff. And I have some experience with (small scale) politics and representative duties.

[phil_]

If Twin Galaxies.com, provider of world high score records to Guinness, is to be believed, I'm incredibly skilled at Mars Matrix. In fact, I'm the best in the world, trumping the record holder for solo-play at cabinet defaults by 1,429,278,010 points.

[Amake]

I'm going to throw in the skill of telling long, tedious stories about myself to illustrate a point about someone else at the drop of a hat. I'm kinda proud of that.

[Mike McC]

I can mock you.

I can stare into the abyss of the Internet, at the horrors contained within, and shrug at them, unfazed.

I have other skills, but they are essentially useless behind those two.

[Overcast]

I want proof Mike. Mock me. Mock me proper.

[Mike McC]

Originally Posted by Overcast

I want proof Mike. Mock me. Mock me proper.

I believe that it is no longer necessary at this point.

[Eltargrim]

I am a proficient small vessel operator; high angle/altitude rescuer; lifeguard; first aider; first aid instructor; high altitude challenge course lead facilitator; lifesaving instructor; flatwater canoe instructor; flatwater kayak instructor; small sailboat skipper; wilderness outtripping leader.

I do things.