Pokemon Umbral Theatre 20: Where Logic Goes to Die

[Dracorion]

Chizuru's not an established slutty drunk.

Also, my guy has a real chance of banging her within the year.

[Geminex]

EDIT: Also, Drac, Renny should have 50 rage at the point that Togekiss hit two foes with its Heat Wave attack. 2 damaged foes = 2 instances of 5 rage.

Wait. What.
That... no. No, no, no. 5 rage per action, period. Has it ever been different?

Also, technically helping bard with the plans was my offer. But when he made his own, I thought he'd be allright. I'm only just reading the full battle post.

Geminex sent AB some PMs with his proposed changes to combat.

What?
When did I ever...
I never said that!
Any combat changes get discussed in the open.

Like this one. AB, I'm tired right now, but am I reading this right? You wanna introduce a D10/D20 system?

Edit:
And you guys have fun squabbling, I'll be over here with the demigoddess I'm gonna bone.

I think Renny is just a confused young man who needs to take things slowly.

"Comment questioning Renny's sexuality".

[Dracorion]

Please.

Impact couldn't bone shit if it was sitting on his lap.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Wait. What.
That... no. No, no, no. 5 rage per action, period. Has it ever been different?

Yes, it always has been "gain rage for each foe you hit". An example would be during the Faynoc's Folly mission when Pierce had Tyranitar use Earthquake and got 10 rage for hitting two foes. And I'm pretty sure there were several other instances.

That is one of the reasons why I made Renny's upgrades single target as part of my perceived balancing. I removed Sweep and I nerfed the AOE moves into focus moves from ICT so that Renny.


Had two weird thoughts occur when I was at school.

Firstly, I realized that Renny, once he gets the ICT upgrade, would effectively be PACTA's mini version (both literally and figuratively) of Kyrie. Kyrie has access to all element types. Renny would have access to 12 of the 18 elements (19 if you include Almighty, although Renny has that with Valiant Rush)

>_> Although, if Kyrie ever finds out about that, she might go chasing after Renny for a match to see who is stronger, much to his annoyance/fear.


Another thing that came to mind... was a weird daydream/suggestion for a mission to AB. And I'm not actually totally serious... but it might be amusing...

Basically, a mission with all the PATCA members and probably the Kimonos or so... Sounds excessive? Aye, but there is a catch.

Only the characters actually in the official DSS are sober (or at least have enough of their wits to not be batshit insane)! The rest are all PLASTERED drunk, hallucinating or what not. Basically, all the NPCs do something during combat, but they are... unpredictable. They MIGHT do what they are asked... they might hit the wrong target (Ooooppps, sorry Charlotte!), they might do something else entirely, or they might just do something completely chaotic and silly like strip to their underwears, start flirting inappropriately with their love interest, wallow in a nearby puddle or blurt out some embarressing story/secret/comment or anything crazy really!

Ultimately, we'd have to survive the day/night protecting all the NPCs with their support/intererence.

Ideally, we'd draw the line at them doing anything drastic like making out with someone, but it would be interesting to see how all the NPCs behave. Plus, AB could make all the innuendos he likes.


^^; But yeah, that was just a weird daydream.


Also, Bard, you seem to have left out Renny from your list of romantic intepretions...

[Menarker]

Neither is Lola in canon. All portrayals otherwise have pretty much been restricted to Omakes.

As for Pierce's success rate, it is quite possible, although I still take the obligatory offense to you implying Renny has no real chance to do so.

[Dracorion]

Not until he's eighteen.

And he's, what, seventeen now?

So yeah, within the year.

[Geminex]

Oh come on. A demigod for a girlfriend? A really powerful being that he can exert emotional influence over if he only creates a relationship with her?

He is going to bone her so hard.

And yes, he gets turned on by power. Tits as well, but mostly power.

[Dracorion]

I doubt it's quite so simple.

AB, remind me, why did you let Gem call dibs on the demigoddess again?

[Geminex]

"Call dibs"?
You all went for Lola and the Kimonos. Who was I gonna pick?

Edit:
And power is actually an effective aphrodisiac. Y'wanna bone if it improves your position in the social hierarchy. Or if your bonee can support you.
Which'd explain why you keep making advances on me.

[Dracorion]

Rayleen.