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Unread 01-08-2007, 11:05 PM   #1
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I...but...you...who...clouds?


People just come and go i guess.
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Unread 01-09-2007, 12:51 AM   #2
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Beware: The following is terrible beyond anything you could possibly imagine.

Look into this bleak pitiless rictus of Horror itself, and risk the very essence of your soul.

You Have Been Warned!
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Unread 01-09-2007, 01:31 AM   #3
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Best. Musical. Ever.

(Except the one where a demonic barber kills people, and his landlady makes pies out of them. But that's a high standard to live up to, now isn't it?)

Not only are the lyrics funny, but the guy can sing, and the music is actually quite good, and totally in the style of a broadway musical. It's that level of craft that puts videos like this head and shoulders above the pack. I mean, "Where is this Place" is totally catchy. I would absolutely pay to see this shit on Broadway.

Harsh.

A cartoon sketch on SNL that only ever aired once, and was censored by NBC for the West Coast audience. Not so much funny as really intensely bitter, jaded, and surprisingly candid.

I'm sure you've wanted to do something like this.

I know I have. I kind of did once -- I said that my mom's boyfriend (who they were calling for) had SARS, and was quarantined on a small cottage in northern Canada. Somehow, they saw through this ruse.

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Unread 01-09-2007, 01:56 PM   #4
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Unread 01-09-2007, 09:09 AM   #5
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Sweeny Todd is the best musical ever, yeah.

But is it better than The Hedgehog Song?
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Unread 01-09-2007, 09:46 AM   #6
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Wow...Discworld-related. That's hard to top...so I won't bother. But this is a reasonably excellent piece of prose.

See Dick pout. Pout, Dick, pout.
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Unread 01-09-2007, 02:43 PM   #7
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0 I hope thats the right link, but observe the horror of the T Partay! I intend to bring you the advent of the Electric Facial Hair Cleaning Device, as soon as I learn to post video.
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Unread 01-09-2007, 06:33 PM   #8
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Lost Rhapsody 2

I think all you LOST fans will get a kick out of this'n.
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Unread 01-09-2007, 06:50 PM   #9
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Unread 01-10-2007, 02:25 AM   #10
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Isn't that the guy who did the voice for Augustus "Cole Train" Cole, in GoW?
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