Greetings Followers - Page 11

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-26-2010, 01:18 AM

Hey Supreme Being, I have a question? This is not some lame, why is there so much hatred or pain, starving children, abusive and cheating spouses. Why murderers, rapists and hateful people exist. No I have a incredibly important question that has plagued me for many years...

Can you make a burrito so hot, that even you get stomach pains from it?

A Zarkin' Frood · 08-26-2010, 01:25 AM

This shit's mind enhancing!

YHWH · 08-26-2010, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Can you make a burrito so hot, that even you get stomach pains from it?

You mean can I alter the nature of my exsistence to accomodate a limited humanoid form, create a burrito flavoured with the magical spices of cosmic radiation and thus suffer the ill effects of heartburn and indigestion?

Yeah I can do that. But everytime I do, it creates a black hole.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-26-2010, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YHWH

You mean can I alter the nature of my exsistence to accomodate a limited humanoid form, create a burrito flavoured with the magical spices of cosmic radiation and thus suffer the ill effects of heartburn and indigestion?

Yeah I can do that. But everytime I do, it creates a black hole.

No no no. You as YOU eat a simple burrito that is so hot that it gives you indigestion and heartburn.

BitVyper · 08-26-2010, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mac

No no no. You as YOU eat a simple burrito that is so hot that it gives you indigestion and heartburn.

That WOULD be him as him, but it doesn't matter because your question has a loophole anyway in that he can allow himself to get indigestion without contradicting any other aspect of his nature. The rock-so-big question works (actually doesn't, but lets not get into that here) because it implies there's something God CAN'T do regardless of the outcome.

Edit: But his answer is much simpler for getting past all this.

Krylo · 08-26-2010, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YHWH

You mean can I alter the nature of my exsistence to accomodate a limited humanoid form, create a burrito flavoured with the magical spices of cosmic radiation and thus suffer the ill effects of heartburn and indigestion?

Yeah I can do that. But everytime I do, it creates a black hole.

...Could you make me one of those burritos?

YHWH · 08-26-2010, 01:31 AM

Oh.

Then I can't do that.

Amake · 08-26-2010, 01:35 AM

I have a question, God. How do you go about making new additions to the Bible? I assume it's still a work in progress, as humanity is. But it's been a while since anything was added to it. I'm afraid you could be sending your holy message to folks who are fit receptacles, phrophets, goofballs, hippies and such, but the Vatican has trouble taking their word for your Truth. How does that work?

BitVyper · 08-26-2010, 01:39 AM

Oh, that reminds me; I had a question about the Expanded Universe, if you're not too busy: Is Paradise Lost canon?

Professor Smarmiarty · 08-26-2010, 01:40 AM

I have a question: Zizek says that you are an eternally depowered being and that our actions cause you suffering. The monstrous nature of Christ as a being outside is part of the necessary rectifiers to this. Response?

Also if I kill some dudes and tell them you told me to will you get me off?

08-26-2010, 01:18 AM	#1
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Hey Supreme Being, I have a question? This is not some lame, why is there so much hatred or pain, starving children, abusive and cheating spouses. Why murderers, rapists and hateful people exist. No I have a incredibly important question that has plagued me for many years... Can you make a burrito so hot, that even you get stomach pains from it? __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-26-2010, 01:25 AM	#2
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	This shit's mind enhancing! __________________ >:( C-:

08-26-2010, 01:35 AM	#8
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I have a question, God. How do you go about making new additions to the Bible? I assume it's still a work in progress, as humanity is. But it's been a while since anything was added to it. I'm afraid you could be sending your holy message to folks who are fit receptacles, phrophets, goofballs, hippies and such, but the Vatican has trouble taking their word for your Truth. How does that work? __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

08-26-2010, 01:39 AM	#9
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Oh, that reminds me; I had a question about the Expanded Universe, if you're not too busy: Is Paradise Lost canon? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

08-26-2010, 01:31 AM	#7
YHWH The Alpha and the Omega Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The center of the galaxy. And I need your spaceship! Posts: 53	Oh. Then I can't do that.

08-26-2010, 01:40 AM	#10
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I have a question: Zizek says that you are an eternally depowered being and that our actions cause you suffering. The monstrous nature of Christ as a being outside is part of the necessary rectifiers to this. Response? Also if I kill some dudes and tell them you told me to will you get me off?