Who knew again?

[Zilla]

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"No, that would be your mother."
*lays folder full of lewd photographs on table.
"I.. ah... *shocked expressions*"
"And now he's come to f*ck US!"



Also, I was SO going to put Alakazam on there instead of Articuno, and then I was so going to put Zapdos there instead of Articuno. :/

[Masked Jedi]

"You are in Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan-o-Clock."

[russianreversal]

"Screw the rules, I have money!" -Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

[Intern Nin]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

[Zilla]

Originally Posted by Masked Jedi

"You are in Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan-o-Clock."

Is this an obscure LoR reference? It sounds like something Dan would say, specifically in the strip where others are groaning about his machismo.

edit: wrong webcomic

[Seil]

Lucy Lawless: A wizard did it.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Long one:

"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

Pulp Fiction, of course.

[Nikose Tyris]

"but, our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. which makes them not shenanigans at all. Evil shenanigans..."
"I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!"
"Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"You mean shenanigans? You're talking about Shenanigans right?"

- From Super Troopers

[The Wizard Who Did It]

Usually, quotes by real people seem to have greater strength and meaning behind them. And if you have to be fictional, you can never go wrong with lessons by Kreia! That said, this time (with great effort, I assure you) I won't comment on all 21 quotes.

And the instawin would've been "We are each angels with one wing, and we can only fly by embracing each other." Or any of its MULTIPLE different rewordings.

Now here's an honorary mention for last place!

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I, gentlemen, am Sarda, and that makes me the wizard who did it!

The number of 8-Bit Theater quotes better than this one is about equal to its number of comics. Get the fuck out of my office.

5.

Originally Posted by Celes Jessa with Discworld

"You're dead," he said. Keli waited. She couldn't think of any suitable reply. "I'm not" lacked a certain style, while "Is it serious?" seemed somehow too frivolous.

Pratchett has the best writing style in existence. Somehow that doesn't equate to having the best quotes, at least in my eye.

4.

Originally Posted by Osterbaum with DC

Timmy is made of meat. Your whole family is made out of meat.

Most of these quotes are funny and I've more or less forgot about them. This is just about the only one that made me laugh out loud after seeing the original source.

3.

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm with Pulp Fiction

MONOLOGUE!

You have to love introspective drivel. Okay, you don't, but I do.

2.

Originally Posted by Blues with Albert Einstein

"The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits.

Hahahaha, so true!

1.

Originally Posted by Hawk with Sun Tzu

All warfare is based on deception.

And with all the practical applications behind understanding warfare, the applications, depth, and meaning behind this statement is astronomical.

Hawk, you're hired.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yes, Sun Tzu for the win!

Let's see now, what can we do? How about;

Favourite song/musical composition.