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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:37 PM   #111
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh okay white mage has a cock, it's all good.
Well it's not actually said that she did. I just assumed it was Strap-on time.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:41 PM   #112
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Well it's not actually said that she did. I just assumed it was Strap-on time.
I'm kind of okay with that too I guess. :|
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:42 PM   #113
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Personally, I think Insane Genius needs to write better.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:42 PM   #114
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Yeah I suppose so.

Man that's the first time I've actually navigated Nuklearpedia somewhat. It's kinda interesting ya know.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:44 PM   #115
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No dude, no.

It's Black Mage... fucking White Mage.
There is this as well“You gonna talk dirty to me and call me Daddy while I pound you like an Elven three-toed prostitute?” King Steve said, as he adorned his black leather.

“Sigh, you already are my Daddy.” Evil Princess Sara replied just before inserting a crimson ball gag into the King's mouth. “The safe word is 'Chamomile.'”


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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:47 PM   #116
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No amount of dicks in the world can save that one.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:49 PM   #117
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Wait wait wait.

STRAIGHT SEX?!

Outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh okay white mage has a cock, it's all good.
I need to find a way to put this into COM;COL, but I can't think of a way that wouldn't break the fourth wall. of love
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Unread 12-04-2009, 03:51 PM   #118
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I need to find a way to put this into COM;COL, but I can't think of a way that wouldn't break the fourth wall. of love
Make Red Mage have sex with the fourth wall.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 04:21 PM   #119
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Make Red Mage have sex with the fourth wall.
No no, Red Mage having sex with Nightsie on the fourth wall.

Hell, throw in Fifthfiend for giggles.
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Unread 12-04-2009, 04:30 PM   #120
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To prepare for the epic task of writing CoM;CoL, Fifthfiend did heroine, cocaine, propaine, and even snorted some laundry detergent in an all male whorehouse in Korea. When he awoke, six months of his life was gone, as was one nipple.
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