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Flarecobra · 10-27-2011, 12:51 PM

Maybe he needed more bone and blood meal for his garden?

Geminex · 10-27-2011, 03:56 PM

I'm thinking Satan got evicted and I now just some random squatter. Like the hobo under the bridge, only also a hellish force of evil.

Hey, satan, you want us to spare some change?

Bard The 5th LW · 10-27-2011, 04:09 PM

That plan really doesn't think in the long term Satan! Sure you get to terrify her family and loved ones, but at the end of the day all you've really done is scream obscenities at people and puke on a priest. Like, you also messed up a psychologist a little but that ain't world shattering.

What I'm saying is, you need to possess someone big and wreck some big shit. Armageddon is supposed to be your game. You're not being an evil monstrosity beyond our control, you're just being a dick.

Shyria Dracnoir · 10-27-2011, 04:09 PM

Pazuzu, Gem, not Satan. Learn the difference it could save your life (or at least soul).

Geminex · 10-27-2011, 04:10 PM

Pfft. The only thing he wants our souls for is to distill some hooch in a rubber boot.

PyrosNine · 10-27-2011, 04:26 PM

He just wants to traumatize a priest, her family, and an older priest, so that they will all lose faith in both humanity and in god, or something. Trying to argue a "Devil but no God" scenario from a tykebomb, spiritual terrorism and all that.

The only problem with that is...well, Jesus posted a few pages back.

Yeah, maybe this would have worked a bit better in small town occupied by less supernatural or medium aware denizens.

Or anywhere that Batgirl is not. Seriously, I've got a car battery and I know a guy who knows a guy who is myself who knows Batgirl, and I say we show these crazy priests what years of science, medicine, and electro-shock therapy has taught us how to deal with patients with seizures!

Or give them seizures. Either one works.

Best give up Paz, you can't spin around your head and spit green soup when your host is using all 100% of her brain and jumping like she was y'know, possessed, but moreso!

batgirl · 10-28-2011, 07:39 AM

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Or anywhere that Batgirl is not. Seriously, I've got a car battery and I know a guy who knows a guy who is myself who knows Batgirl, and I say we show these crazy priests what years of science, medicine, and electro-shock therapy has taught us how to deal with patients with seizures!

Or give them seizures. Either one works.
/QUOTE]

I don't even need a car battery, they give me a machine that can pump out many jolts of 360J at a time to play with at work. I also get to carry narcotics in my pocket. I have the best job ever.

Also, I'm thinking this plan needs less priests and more of Batgirl's Jewish rabbi friends...except we don't believe in Satan...Problem solved!

**Satan's Onion** · 10-27-2011, 06:22 PM

And how's our little patient today? You still feeling under the weather? I'm beary hopeful that you'll make a full recovery!

Flarecobra · 10-27-2011, 09:38 PM

Nah, we figured that out a while ago.

Magus · 10-28-2011, 12:38 AM

Azazel is more interesting than Pazuzu. For one thing, totally managed to give Denzel Washington a hard time, which is hard to do, since he's Denzel Washington.

Seriously, Pazuzu, you are not that cool. Even Adramallech and Mephistopheles are cooler than you, and those guys are LAME.

10-27-2011, 12:51 PM	#1
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Maybe he needed more bone and blood meal for his garden? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-27-2011, 04:09 PM	#4
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Pazuzu, Gem, not Satan. Learn the difference it could save your life (or at least soul). __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

10-27-2011, 04:26 PM	#6
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	He just wants to traumatize a priest, her family, and an older priest, so that they will all lose faith in both humanity and in god, or something. Trying to argue a "Devil but no God" scenario from a tykebomb, spiritual terrorism and all that. The only problem with that is...well, Jesus posted a few pages back. Yeah, maybe this would have worked a bit better in small town occupied by less supernatural or medium aware denizens. Or anywhere that Batgirl is not. Seriously, I've got a car battery and I know a guy who knows a guy who is myself who knows Batgirl, and I say we show these crazy priests what years of science, medicine, and electro-shock therapy has taught us how to deal with patients with seizures! Or give them seizures. Either one works. Best give up Paz, you can't spin around your head and spit green soup when your host is using all 100% of her brain and jumping like she was y'know, possessed, but moreso! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

10-27-2011, 06:22 PM	#8
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	And how's our little patient today? You still feeling under the weather? I'm beary hopeful that you'll make a full recovery! __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

10-27-2011, 09:38 PM	#9
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Nah, we figured that out a while ago. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-27-2011, 03:56 PM	#2
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I'm thinking Satan got evicted and I now just some random squatter. Like the hobo under the bridge, only also a hellish force of evil. Hey, satan, you want us to spare some change?

10-27-2011, 04:09 PM	#3
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	That plan really doesn't think in the long term Satan! Sure you get to terrify her family and loved ones, but at the end of the day all you've really done is scream obscenities at people and puke on a priest. Like, you also messed up a psychologist a little but that ain't world shattering. What I'm saying is, you need to possess someone big and wreck some big shit. Armageddon is supposed to be your game. You're not being an evil monstrosity beyond our control, you're just being a dick.

10-27-2011, 04:10 PM	#5
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Pfft. The only thing he wants our souls for is to distill some hooch in a rubber boot.

10-28-2011, 07:39 AM	#7
batgirl Aim for the top! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Infield Posts: 2,583	[QUOTE=PyrosNine;1164164] Or anywhere that Batgirl is not. Seriously, I've got a car battery and I know a guy who knows a guy who is myself who knows Batgirl, and I say we show these crazy priests what years of science, medicine, and electro-shock therapy has taught us how to deal with patients with seizures! Or give them seizures. Either one works. /QUOTE] I don't even need a car battery, they give me a machine that can pump out many jolts of 360J at a time to play with at work. I also get to carry narcotics in my pocket. I have the best job ever. Also, I'm thinking this plan needs less priests and more of Batgirl's Jewish rabbi friends...except we don't believe in Satan...Problem solved!

10-28-2011, 12:38 AM	#10
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Azazel is more interesting than Pazuzu. For one thing, totally managed to give Denzel Washington a hard time, which is hard to do, since he's Denzel Washington. Seriously, Pazuzu, you are not that cool. Even Adramallech and Mephistopheles are cooler than you, and those guys are LAME. __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 10-28-2011 at 12:40 AM.