NPF sucks! - Page 14

**McTahr** · 01-04-2012, 04:45 PM

Yeah. I definitely meant that there should be a wall of text, right here, in front of my eyes, all tantalizing me with the exact specifications of dick that Snake would like for his commission.

Or at least sent to MS so that he can post it here anyway.

I'm not picky, I just want dick.

E- Well played, NPF ads. Thirty seconds after I post this: "Browse singles now!"

Kim · 01-04-2012, 04:46 PM

What Snake really wants to commission is hardcore twincest Mawaru Penguindrum yaoi.

Solid Snake · 01-04-2012, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

What Snake really wants to commission is hardcore twincest Mawaru Penguindrum yaoi.

DAMMIT LIZ YOU'VE SPOILED YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT

What am I going to do now

phil_ · 01-04-2012, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

What Snake really wants to commission is hardcore twincest Mawaru Penguindrum yaoi.

They're not even twins. And Kanba lost his actual twin status when he saved the day. Or maybe when he got his twin shot. I dunno, there's a lot of stuff that didn't happen that the whole mess is founded on.

But Shoma and Kanba definitely aren't twins, unless they are now, which would make them elementary school twins, and no one should be commissioning naked drawings of little boys.

Kim · 01-04-2012, 04:51 PM

Maybe try to get my birthday present to me on my birthday next time.

Solid Snake · 01-04-2012, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

Maybe try to get my birthday present to me on my birthday next time.

Oh well if you're going to be that unappreciative and snarky about it, maybe you don't deserve a ravishing image of Kanba lovingly penetrating Shoma, wrapping his arms around his chest and grinning delectably as Shoma is blushing and his mouth is ajar in delight an....

...Oh God.
MATT
MATT SPERONI I HAVE A COMMISSION IDEA FOR YOU

Kim · 01-04-2012, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Oh well if you're going to be that unappreciative and snarky about it, maybe you don't deserve a ravishing image of Kanba lovingly penetrating Shoma, wrapping his arms around his chest and grinning delectably as Shoma is blushing and his mouth is ajar in delight an....

You suuuuuuuure you're not gay, Snake?

Solid Snake · 01-04-2012, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

You suuuuuuuure you're not gay, Snake?

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE
AAAAHHHH

(Except that the manner in which we derailed this thread was really quite glorious to behold.)

**Revising Ocelot** · 01-04-2012, 05:02 PM

Goddamnit I accidentally fall asleep for 4 hours and this topic has grown another 140 posts or so.
Like some malign self-deprecating tumour.

Y'all want to stop muscling in on the 'hates themselves in mostly every conceivable way' niche, because I occupied that niche a little way ago and I will not permit anyone to muscle in upon it and start spraying out walls of text, pink or otherwise and who the hell made Snake think it was a good idea to go pink again and blech I'm going back to sleep again. UNDER my pillow.

Solid Snake · 01-04-2012, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revolving Ocelot

Y'all want to stop muscling in on the 'hates themselves in mostly every conceivable way' niche, because I occupied that niche a little way ago and I will not permit anyone to muscle in upon it and start spraying out walls of text, pink or otherwise and who the hell made Snake think it was a good idea to go pink again and blech I'm going back to sleep again. UNDER my pillow.

Check earlier in this very thread! You have Amake to blame.

...Also, I have no idea whether Liz is disgusted, disappointed or aroused.

01-04-2012, 04:45 PM	#1
McTahr For the right price... Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,268	Yeah. I definitely meant that there should be a wall of text, right here, in front of my eyes, all tantalizing me with the exact specifications of dick that Snake would like for his commission. Or at least sent to MS so that he can post it here anyway. I'm not picky, I just want dick. E- Well played, NPF ads. Thirty seconds after I post this: "Browse singles now!" __________________ Gone.

01-04-2012, 04:46 PM	#2
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	What Snake really wants to commission is hardcore twincest Mawaru Penguindrum yaoi. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

01-04-2012, 04:51 PM	#5
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	NOW WHAT Maybe try to get my birthday present to me on my birthday next time. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

01-04-2012, 05:02 PM	#9
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Goddamnit I accidentally fall asleep for 4 hours and this topic has grown another 140 posts or so. Like some malign self-deprecating tumour. Y'all want to stop muscling in on the 'hates themselves in mostly every conceivable way' niche, because I occupied that niche a little way ago and I will not permit anyone to muscle in upon it and start spraying out walls of text, pink or otherwise and who the hell made Snake think it was a good idea to go pink again and blech I'm going back to sleep again. UNDER my pillow. __________________ magic sucks