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Intern Nin · 10-29-2011, 01:24 AM

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...Does this mean it's possible to exorcise with family guy episodes?

Sort of. They're not really driven out, the demon just gets really annoyed and walks out of the room. They return the minute you switch the channel to the Lifetime movie of the week. I speak from experience.

And yes, this is Paz I'm talking about.

Edit: Back to smoking!

Seil · 10-30-2011, 06:52 PM

Flarecobra · 10-30-2011, 07:25 PM

You want holy stuff? I got that.

BitVyper · 10-30-2011, 07:30 PM

Everyone knows you use The Lord's Prayer in German to exorcise a demon. APPARENTLY Pazuzu doesn't click youtube links though.

Vater unser im Himmel,
geheiligt werde dein Name;
dein Reich komme;
dein Wille geschehe,
wie im Himmel so auf Erden.
Unser t�gliches Brot gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern;
und f�hre uns nicht in Versuchung,
sondern erl�se uns von dem B�sen.
Denn dein ist das Reich und die Kraft
und die Herrlichkeit in Ewigkeit.

Amen.

Alternately, you call up the Winchester brothers and get this:

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica... Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque �tern� perdition�s venenum propinare... Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaci�, hostis human� salutis... Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine... quem inferi tremunt... Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.

Kyanbu The Legend · 10-30-2011, 08:37 PM

And if that doesn't work.

A whip, a cross, some holy water, and a shotgun with dragon breath rounds will do just fine.

Just make sure to lore it out of your house before kicking his spectral ass all over the place.

Regan Theresa MacNeil · 10-31-2011, 02:06 AM

NIRREM!

Kyanbu The Legend · 10-31-2011, 02:21 AM

That's it I'm calling the Belmonts.

Fr. Lancaster Merrin · 10-31-2011, 02:59 AM

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NIRREM!

Be silent!

Regan Theresa MacNeil · 10-31-2011, 03:00 AM

Aughghahh

Fr. Lancaster Merrin · 10-31-2011, 03:10 AM

Blessed be the Holy Jesus.

...Give us this day, our daily bread, forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.

10-30-2011, 06:52 PM	#152
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Tonight. Last edited by Seil; 10-30-2011 at 09:22 PM.

10-30-2011, 07:25 PM	#153
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Hey, sisters of battle are members of A church. You want holy stuff? I got that. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-30-2011, 07:30 PM	#154
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Everyone knows you use The Lord's Prayer in German to exorcise a demon. APPARENTLY Pazuzu doesn't click youtube links though. Vater unser im Himmel, geheiligt werde dein Name; dein Reich komme; dein Wille geschehe, wie im Himmel so auf Erden. Unser t�gliches Brot gib uns heute. Und vergib uns unsere Schuld, wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern; und f�hre uns nicht in Versuchung, sondern erl�se uns von dem B�sen. Denn dein ist das Reich und die Kraft und die Herrlichkeit in Ewigkeit. Amen. Alternately, you call up the Winchester brothers and get this: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica... Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque �tern� perdition�s venenum propinare... Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaci�, hostis human� salutis... Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine... quem inferi tremunt... Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 10-30-2011 at 07:34 PM.

10-30-2011, 08:37 PM	#155
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	And if that doesn't work. A whip, a cross, some holy water, and a shotgun with dragon breath rounds will do just fine. Just make sure to lore it out of your house before kicking his spectral ass all over the place. __________________

10-31-2011, 02:21 AM	#157
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	That's it I'm calling the Belmonts. __________________

10-31-2011, 02:06 AM	#156
Regan Theresa MacNeil Troopa Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Georgetown, Washington Posts: 32	NIRREM!

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Regan Theresa MacNeil Troopa Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Georgetown, Washington Posts: 32	Aughghahh

10-31-2011, 03:10 AM	#160
Fr. Lancaster Merrin Exorcist Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Georgetown, Washington Posts: 25	Blessed be the Holy Jesus. ...Give us this day, our daily bread, forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one. __________________