Who knew again?

[Kerensky287]

Aaaand it's over! Nobody got the auto-win, for shame. Now for the order:

Not particularly annoying/"Meh, it happens":
Overcast - Last minute plot failure - There are plenty of times that this happens and it sucks, but hey, sequels.
Ape Boy - Every media ever - It's a fact of life that celebrities will be objectified and some people have no excitement in their lives but what they experience through others.
Osterbaum - Average NPFer - Most of you guys kinda run together in my head. It's less of an annoyance and more of a mental-disability-pity.
Lumenskir - LOL - ololol u thot i h8 intern3t lingo ur wrong olol. But seriously, it's much faster to type than "hahahahaha", and it's an easy response.
CelesJessa - Game failure - I actually like when this happens sometimes. It gives me an excuse to go back and play it again later, resulting in me getting more than my money's worth.
Bluestarultor - Being the bad guy's pawn - Not a pet peeve, more of a plot device that is used often enough that I'm numb to it.

Gets on my nerves:
Zilla - Close-talkers - Yeah, what the hell? Personal space! Bonus points if they smell bad, have a skin condition/illness, or talk louder than what is considered normal.
Honorable Mention Si Civa - LOL in real life - Yeah, this wasn't an official answer, but it goes here anyway. It's an awkward sound to make, and laughing happens normally. Why replace it?
Barrelface McSmartypants - Pretentious people - If done intentionally/for laughs, a good time can be had by all. If done without trying, causes murderous desires.
krogothwolf - Stupid argument people - Sometimes it's annoying, like if the person just argues with everything you say, but occasionally helps pass the time as you argue for/against the merits of, say, the government of the Imperium of Man.
GARUD - Internet assholes with no life - This plus Greater Internet Dickwad theory results in the ruination of some perfectly good internets. Bonus points because most of these people do it on purpose, or could stop if they thought about it for a second.
42 - Internet assholes with more life than you - Yeah, come on, guys! Stop rubbing it in our faces. Go out and have an orgy with your 16 girlfriends. You don't need to spend time around here and you know it.
Wizard Who Did It - Bullshit presentations - Come on, presenter! You get paid for this! Have some fucking pride, maybe! At least learn how to spell WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Nikose Tyris - Monkey people - Monkeys aren't usual domestic pets, and it's for good reason! Geez, imagine the smell.

What REALLY grinds my gears:
deanh22a - Braggart Superheroes - "We get it! You can levitate, get over yourself!" Lucky bastards can punt a car across a continent, but they can't learn a little humility...
Rejected again - Freeloaders - Ugh, YES! Fuck those people! Generosity is not a one-way street! And then they act all hurt when you refuse to help them despite them doing the same to you ALWAYS!
Fifthfiend - Immovable human walls - Why does this always happen when you're both in a rush?! The only solution I've found is an Assassin's Creed-style gentle push to one side. Or an Assassin's Creed-style assassination.

And the ultimate, all-time winner, which as made me want to eat my own head on more than one occasion (read: Crisis Core, every Phoenix Wright game, a ton more)...

Archbio - Linear plots that you can totally see the end result of and you don't want it to happen but you can't fucking control it because it's a linear game and THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENS AUUUUGH.

Goddammit! I KNOW Zack has to die at the end of Crisis Core! But fuck you, I've got 99999 health, I kill 10 soldiers per attack, I can dodge anything you throw at me, and I have about 50 Phoenix Downs to boot! I can kill the entire population of the CITY, but instead you just pit me against unlimited soldiers! And speaking of Phoenixes, DAMMIT why do Cross-Examinations in the Ace Attorney games always have to go a certain way? I KNOW she couldn't see past the rock outcropping, but the plot demands that I ask a different question first, get shot down, and THEN show the real contradiction or else the judge yells at me! FUUUUCK.

Archbio gets it next. You deserved it. Now I have to go punch something.

Auto wins, in ascending order, would have been oblivious elderly people, people who unconsciously make annoying noises.... and being interrupted. Goddammit, I HATE being interrupted. Is it so hard to wait 5 seconds for me to finish?

Wow, I got to bitch and complain for like 3 paragraphs. This game is awesome.

[Archbio]

Now I have to go punch something.

All in a day's work!

The category is (may have been done?):

Favourite Fictional Villain

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm totally curious as to what answers would have been without fictional in there.

That said: The Joker

[Seil]

Ernst Stavros Bloefeld.

[GARUD]

Sylar

Hey, if you can look past all the plot twists to present the backstory and motivations, he's probably one of the most potent villains in all fictional works. Of course, Smarty says Joker, so I'm sure he's going to win.

[Overcast]

Bad Horse

[Ape Boy]

I wasn't talking about the media in general, I was talking about people who claim themselves to be "news".

Entertainment Tonight, sure, that's what you expect. Fucking CNN, though...

Anyways, since one rather common auto-win is taken, I'll use Kefka.

[Fenris]

Sauron, from the books, not the movies.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Albert Wesker.

[krogothwolf]

Megatron