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Unread 12-17-2006, 09:41 PM   #11
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Digital circuits are made from analog parts...in bed
Think highs and lows for this one.

Honestly though, even without the "in bed" this is one of the most messed up "fortunes" I've ever gotten.
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Unread 12-26-2006, 12:59 AM   #12
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Was that seriously a fortune cookie? More like a fact cookie...
That fortune seriously bites since I just finished my Digital logic class. Ok class but annoying as heck in lab sometimes. Bad program.

highs and lows... ha
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Unread 12-29-2006, 06:30 AM   #13
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Look for love to come your way...in bed.
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Unread 12-29-2006, 06:38 AM   #14
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Wisdom shall bring you many honors... in bed

Got that from last Sunday.

It's pretty much a family tradition to add the "in bed" part. =P
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Unread 12-30-2006, 10:34 PM   #15
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Was that seriously a fortune cookie? More like a fact cookie...
That fortune seriously bites since I just finished my Digital logic class. Ok class but annoying as heck in lab sometimes. Bad program.

highs and lows... ha
Yes, I keep it in my wallet. Cause I think it's that funny.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 10:39 PM   #16
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"You just enjoyed a delicious Asian meal... in bed."
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Unread 12-30-2006, 11:01 PM   #17
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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly... in bed.
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Unread 12-30-2006, 11:15 PM   #18
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Here is a small list
Man who run behind car get exhausted... in bed.
Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic in bed.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time... in bed.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone... in bed.
You will never know hunger in bed.
Prototype designs always work... in bed.
Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective... in bed.
PURGE COMPLETE, ALL FILES DELETED... in bed.
There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk... in bed.
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met... in bed.

Yeah i used a generator for these, but im tapped on cash right now and couldn't afford chinese food.
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Unread 12-31-2006, 01:21 AM   #19
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I just got one that said you are about to embark on a wonderful adventure... in bed.
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Unread 12-31-2006, 01:37 AM   #20
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Well don't worry, I am headed towards a place full of sunshine and fun... in bed.
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