Obama defends war in his peace prize acceptance speech - Page 2

Fifthfiend · 12-10-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev

It'd be just as relevant if we here at NPF started up donations for an "NPF Peace Prize" and whenever we hit a million dollars in the fund we locked Fifth, Smarty, Snake, and Shiney in a cage and whoever was left standing got to pick who they thought giving the million to would piss off the others the most.

You may as well say we just give it to ourselves given that's exactly what's going to piss off the others most.

EDIT: No wait man Snake needs the money, I couldn't hate.

Tev · 12-10-2009, 07:58 PM

There'd be no rule saying that you couldn't.

Fifthfiend · 12-10-2009, 08:03 PM

I guess it does add a certain zest of douchery.

Dracorion · 12-10-2009, 08:08 PM

Heh, I can just imagine how that fight would go.

Snake would get taken out first because he's the most dangerous. Shame he's about as fragile as a toothpick. Then Smarty would get double-teamed by Shiney and Fifth. Then those two duke it out for a while until Shiney sucker punches Fifth.

Bob The Mercenary · 12-10-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I guess it does add a certain zest of douchery.

That's one strangely attractive woman running through a field away from a Summer's Eve commercial.

Fifthfiend · 12-10-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dracorion

Then Smarty would get double-teamed by Shiney and Fifth.

You haven't really been paying attention lately.

Dracorion · 12-10-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

You haven't really been paying attention lately.

I try not to.

Regardless, it's good sense. After Snake, Smarty is the most dangerous. You'd have a better chance with Shiney than him. Of course, if you wanna be petty and double-team Shiney with Smarty, you can lose even more humiliatingly than getting sucker punched in your ovaries.

Krylo · 12-10-2009, 08:50 PM

I don't know what forums YOU'VE been reading, but Snake and Smarty dangerous? Please.

Snake would get so stressed out about the fight that he'd walk into the cage and completely blank on how to throw a punch, while, meanwhile, Smarty would be too busy disagreeing with the fact that he just got punched in the eye to fight back. "Please, that was obviously the lower left quadrant of my occular walls. It HARDLY qualifies as my eye," he'd say.

BitVyper · 12-10-2009, 08:51 PM

It doesn't really matter since the contest is a sham anyway. The winner just advances to the "Laser Bear" round while the losers are ravaged by howler monkeys.

Dracorion · 12-10-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

I don't know what forums YOU'VE been reading, but Snake and Smarty dangerous? Please.

Snake would get so stressed out about the fight that he'd walk into the cage and completely blank on how to throw a punch, while, meanwhile, Smarty would be too busy disagreeing with the fact that he just got punched in the eye to fight back. "Please, that was obviously the lower left quadrant of my occular walls. It HARDLY qualifies as my eye," he'd say.

Snake has all his lawyery know-how. As for Smarty, well, it takes two minutes to beat him to death, it takes him one minute to drive you to suicide.

12-10-2009, 08:03 PM	#13
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I guess it does add a certain zest of douchery. __________________ check out my buttspresso

12-10-2009, 08:08 PM	#14
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Heh, I can just imagine how that fight would go. Snake would get taken out first because he's the most dangerous. Shame he's about as fragile as a toothpick. Then Smarty would get double-teamed by Shiney and Fifth. Then those two duke it out for a while until Shiney sucker punches Fifth. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

12-10-2009, 08:50 PM	#18
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I don't know what forums YOU'VE been reading, but Snake and Smarty dangerous? Please. Snake would get so stressed out about the fight that he'd walk into the cage and completely blank on how to throw a punch, while, meanwhile, Smarty would be too busy disagreeing with the fact that he just got punched in the eye to fight back. "Please, that was obviously the lower left quadrant of my occular walls. It HARDLY qualifies as my eye," he'd say. __________________ I am very tired.

12-10-2009, 08:51 PM	#19
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	It doesn't really matter since the contest is a sham anyway. The winner just advances to the "Laser Bear" round while the losers are ravaged by howler monkeys. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.