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Unread 12-16-2009, 07:35 PM   #1
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Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't. Azisien can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't.
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I got one too.

Obviously she hasn't read my posts.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 07:34 PM   #2
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Unread 12-16-2009, 07:42 PM   #3
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Man I am such a stud. I'm just like, enticing all these hot fantastico girls to the forums. Check it:



She obviously respects my sexy intellect, and she totally wants me for who I am, and not my money. You guys could learn something from her.
Don't flatter yourself, she sent me the same PM. Trust me, if she thinks I'm intellectually sexy, well... I question her sanity.

And if she's putting you in the same category as me, well you must be doing something seriously wrong.

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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:02 PM   #4
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I get emails like this every now and then. I kind of feel bad that I almost thought it was a real e-mail form someone the first time. (I told them I wasn't interested).

These spam bots are starting to creep me the fuck out now.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:02 PM   #5
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Oh man, I got it too.

Such a good ride.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:23 PM   #6
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But... but I'm 'very intelectual sexy'!

I guess a webcomic forum is a good place for luring people into this sort of thing though? Like, maybe this is how people in a bad financial situation get suckered into those email scams - this sense of unbelivable despair and false hope. It's like 'let's appeal to the inflated yet fragile ego of internet nerds and promise them *gasp and awe* girlfriends. Foreign girlfriends'. The only thing to make it more perfect is if she was Asian.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:26 PM   #7
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She seems to be sending them to the more questionable members :P I question her sanity and her mental abilities.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:29 PM   #8
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Beats getting spam mail like "Hey! We heard your penis is too small! You can use this!"

Though sorry guys, I'm her only true match. In that I am annoying, artificial and promise big things only to deliver disappointment.
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Unread 12-16-2009, 08:37 PM   #9
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Beats getting spam mail like "Hey! We heard your penis is too small! You can use this!"

Though sorry guys, I'm her only true match. In that I am annoying, artificial and promise big things only to deliver disappointment.
Your the NY Jets?
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Unread 12-16-2009, 09:00 PM   #10
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Your the NY Jets?
No. If I were the NY Jets I would also be in hospice.
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