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Unread 02-16-2010, 03:55 AM   #11
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That's 1'7.5" for us Americans.

Damned impressive, Smarty. What was on it, and how the hell did you fit it into your mouth?
It was mostly various bits of meats and cheese- we had just had a bbq and had lots of meat left over.
We couldn't actually eat it properly- we pretty much just tore bits of it off to eat.
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Unread 02-16-2010, 04:10 AM   #12
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You should have sacrificed it to the gods of... college? Beards?
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That's 1'7.5" for us Americans.

Damned impressive, Smarty. What was on it, and how the hell did you fit it into your mouth?
Bigger mouth.
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Unread 02-17-2010, 10:54 PM   #14
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Recent sandwiches I've made: Turkey breast sauteed in onion, garlic and olive oil with roasted asparagus and swiss cheese on sourdough.

Steak on toasted rye with baked brie cheese.

both have been extremely delicious.

I need to get my hands on some goose liver pate and maybe some truffle oil. nomnomnom

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Unread 02-17-2010, 11:04 PM   #15
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Ham, Provolone, Swiss, Sauteed Onions on Garlic Focaccia bread with Chive & Onion Cream Cheese spread.

And today: Pepperoni, Genoa Salami, Provolone, Tomato & Basil Cheddar Cheese, Mayo & Honey Dijon Mustard on Sourdough. Cooked on a Foreman Grill until the cheese was all melty.

Foreman Grills & Sandwiches are an unbeatable combo.
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Unread 02-17-2010, 11:06 PM   #16
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You fuckers and your fancy sandwiches.

Bread. Cheese of any variety. Mayonnaise/Mustard/Both. Ham/Turkey/Salami/Bologna/RoastBeef/Any combination of the two.

DONE.
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Unread 02-17-2010, 11:07 PM   #17
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Last summer, just about every lunch I made myself was a panini; see, we have a panini maker (a George Foreman grill-type dealie, with the distinctive ridges to press and toast the bread just right), I would pile roast beef, cheddar cheese, and sauerkraut onto good old rye bread with mustard.

A simple sort of sandwich, to be sure, but grilling it made it just amazing
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Unread 02-18-2010, 10:46 AM   #18
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Grilling is the best method of sandwich production. LET NONE CHALLENGE THIS TRUTH!

Also, your plebeian tastes are of no consequence Julford.
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Unread 02-18-2010, 11:31 PM   #19
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The Reuben is by far my favorite sandwich.

Smarty, you're gonna need a bigger mouth.
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