#1224: "What about fire mold?" - Page 2

Neni · 03-20-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingDekar

Totally heard a victory fanfare in my head when reading the newspaper headline.

You probably mean THE victory fanfare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3y3EJSNQBU

And now, all the glorious versions of this, to honour the Dark Warriors Major Pwnage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glu5wr5LRm4

Edit:

On second thought, the Chaos-victory one is more apropriate for the DW (even though Chaos is dead):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOl6asjq_7E

Ggolbez · 03-20-2010, 08:53 AM

If this comic ends, all happiness will leave me.

Roxas · 03-20-2010, 11:33 AM

Garland and Drizz'l hailed as the world's saviors? Hurray!

Oh, and White Mage is incorrect. Black Mage and Red Mage managed to bring out Chaos into the world. While this is in fact a bad thing, it allowed him to be destroyed by the White Warriors. So technically, the White Warriors just showed up and stole their spotlight, and they wouldn't have saved the world if it wasn't for the Light Warriors. Furthermore, most of the destruction caused by the Light Warriors was due to Sarda sending them all over the world rather than outright killing them. He created a Stable Time Loop that continually allows the Light Warriors to wreak havoc. Thus, Sarda and the White Warriors were the true antagonists, the Dark Warriors are the designated villains and heroes, and the Light Warriors' true alliance is up to interpretation (Except for Red Mage, who is Lawful Amazing), though they are the protagonists.

BattyAsHell · 03-22-2010, 09:29 PM

Clevinger, you're a genius!

I don't care what they say about you.

Domestibot · 03-20-2010, 08:53 AM

It's true, the Dark Warriors sucked at villainy about as much as the Light Warriors sucked at hero-ing.

Loyal · 03-20-2010, 10:10 AM

Alright, Steve! You go mine out that mana vein!

Green Spanner · 03-20-2010, 10:20 AM

Also I get the impression that opening a chain of restraunts would have been one of Garland's dreams.

So somebody gets a happy ending at least.

Red King · 03-20-2010, 10:36 AM

OH MY GOD.

This is almost better than the 4 White Mages joke.

This was so worth the wait.

Nuklear Waste · 03-20-2010, 11:12 AM

If this is indeed the Last One, my favorite part would be that one of the final jokes is yet another "Definitely not <theactualthing>" joke. Also, I just noticed this now: Is Bikke wearing his hook in the article?

Anyways, this is what a ~~Dark~~ Very Real Light Warriors theme park should have:
-A Garland-themed kiddie section
-A monster petting zoo
-The Claw: The standard water ride
-A poetry theatre
-The Marilith: The Medusa
-The Krakenoid: The crazy water ride; good risk of spinal damage
-It's a Scurvy World: It is a boat ride located in the Final Fantasyland area of the parks. The ride features 300 brightly costumed audio-animatronic dolls in the style of pirates, frolicking in a spirit of oranges, and singing the ride's title track, which has a theme of the colour orange.
-The Forest Imp: The scariest ride in the park

Also, the restaurant would be called "The Temple of Friends" or "Four Losers, Burgers, and Booze...rs".

Nuklear Waste · 03-20-2010, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuklear Waste

-A monster petting zoo

Actually replace this with the Four Orbs Random Encounter Safari, right next to Four Orbs Lame Adventure and Four Orbs Trop'kal St'orm Harbor.

EDIT: I also hope that they get a Lego set.

03-20-2010, 10:20 AM	#7
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03-20-2010, 08:53 AM	#2
Ggolbez Level 1 with Max Stats Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 106	If this comic ends, all happiness will leave me.

03-20-2010, 11:33 AM	#3
Roxas Lawful Amazing Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 43	Garland and Drizz'l hailed as the world's saviors? Hurray! Oh, and White Mage is incorrect. Black Mage and Red Mage managed to bring out Chaos into the world. While this is in fact a bad thing, it allowed him to be destroyed by the White Warriors. So technically, the White Warriors just showed up and stole their spotlight, and they wouldn't have saved the world if it wasn't for the Light Warriors. Furthermore, most of the destruction caused by the Light Warriors was due to Sarda sending them all over the world rather than outright killing them. He created a Stable Time Loop that continually allows the Light Warriors to wreak havoc. Thus, Sarda and the White Warriors were the true antagonists, the Dark Warriors are the designated villains and heroes, and the Light Warriors' true alliance is up to interpretation (Except for Red Mage, who is Lawful Amazing), though they are the protagonists.

03-22-2010, 09:29 PM	#4
BattyAsHell Troopa Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 77	Clevinger, you're a genius! I don't care what they say about you.

03-20-2010, 08:53 AM	#5
Domestibot Shyguy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 105	It's true, the Dark Warriors sucked at villainy about as much as the Light Warriors sucked at hero-ing.

03-20-2010, 10:36 AM	#8
Red King I knew youd say something like that Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 161	OH MY GOD. This is almost better than the 4 White Mages joke. This was so worth the wait.