In this thread, SMB bitches about British elections and NEEDS YOU! - Page 2

Julford Hajime · 05-05-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

You should totally elect Kamina as your new leader, he'd fix things up!

You know GODDAMN WELL why electing Kamina would be a bad move. I don't need to see Tengen Toppa British Parliament wrecking shit with whoever-the-hell pisses Kamina off first.

Rossiu, on the other hand... He's a leader I could get behind

bluestarultor · 05-05-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Bro, if your princess is the head of the fucking Rebel alliance you've got some dodgey shit going on.

Firstly, we don't really know htis in the movies, there are coded references to the republic and that's it. I talking before Prequel bollocks.
An empire doesn't necessarily mean automatically its bad. Mabe it's a benevolent empire fuelled by cooperative interests. If you are going to have a villainous empire, at least tell us why.
What are the rebel alliance going to replace it with? We don't know. They don't tell us. Maybe the Rebel alliance is going to replace it with a worse empire.

Media rule number 5: "kingdoms are good, empires are evil."

Kim · 05-02-2010, 06:22 PM

I always vote Dalek.

Julford Hajime · 05-02-2010, 06:25 PM

I say you vote Glenn Beck. Y'know, try and get him off of our hands.

**Revising Ocelot** · 05-02-2010, 06:28 PM

I'd vote for myself, but I can't. Oh well.

I certainly won't vote for any of the 3 main parties, I don't like any of them. And they're still better than trash like the BNP and UKIP.

Will probably abstain from voting. Or take up that Jedi idea.

Viridis · 05-02-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Julford Hajime

I say you vote Glenn Beck. Y'know, try and get him off of our hands.

I like this plan. In fact I say we invent a country, maybe a square mile or two in the middle of nowhere, and give it to him. He'd love it.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-02-2010, 06:30 PM

Fucking the page ads are now telling me to vote Lib Dems.
Dalek is an interesting vote but while I admire their coherence to a bold policy package with a clear theme, thus ignoring the hot button campaigning of many a party, I have a major difference of opinion on their policies regarding my future well being- re exterminate, exterminate- is not the direction I want to take this country quite yet.It's too young.

Glen Beck- I have recentely discovered that we both think democracy is inherentely flawed, me from the left, him from the right. Can we join forces, left meets right, east meets west, a tale of star crossed lovers, seperated by more than just an ocean, but by thier parties at war? A tale for those who dare to dream and dare to seek life outside their box. PG-13. Showing from Thursday- Maybe!

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Originally Posted by Revolving Ocelot

I'd vote for myself, but I can't. Oh well.

I certainly won't vote for any of the 3 main parties, I don't like any of them. And they're still better than trash like the BNP and UKIP.

Will probably abstain from voting. Or take up that Jedi idea.

If you going to abstain go to the ballot place and trash the paper so it's recorded as a spoiled vote. Closest we've got to a no-confidence now that no outright ridiculous parties are coming.
You do realise Jedi would vote for the BNP don't you? They both like militia justice, have paranoid caracitures of those different from them while portraying themselves as good and righteous and both have token black men.

Krylo · 05-02-2010, 06:38 PM

Assuming you mean the prequel, 'cause the actual first movie only had one jedi in it...

Well they were SUPPOSED to negotiate a treaty with the Trade Federation, and then the Federation was all "Kill all Jedi" so they were all "Welp." and then they laser sworded people and what not.

But they didn't go and make themselves presidents of Naboo or anything, now did they?

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-02-2010, 06:43 PM

Man I'm trying to think of examplesbut that movie was a fucking mess. My total impression though is that Jedi are just like "Fuck you, laser sword" as the response to every situation. I'm probably thinking of the 2nd and 3rd ones where the jedi are like "Yo war is bad" "Nah yo war is awesome"

Fifthfiend · 05-03-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Man I'm trying to think of examplesbut that movie was a fucking mess. My total impression though is that Jedi are just like "Fuck you, laser sword" as the response to every situation. I'm probably thinking of the 2nd and 3rd ones where the jedi are like "Yo war is bad" "Nah yo war is awesome"

Look up that one longass review on youtube.

05-02-2010, 06:22 PM	#3
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I always vote Dalek. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

05-02-2010, 06:28 PM	#5
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	I'd vote for myself, but I can't. Oh well. I certainly won't vote for any of the 3 main parties, I don't like any of them. And they're still better than trash like the BNP and UKIP. Will probably abstain from voting. Or take up that Jedi idea. __________________ magic sucks

05-02-2010, 06:38 PM	#8
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Assuming you mean the prequel, 'cause the actual first movie only had one jedi in it... Well they were SUPPOSED to negotiate a treaty with the Trade Federation, and then the Federation was all "Kill all Jedi" so they were all "Welp." and then they laser sworded people and what not. But they didn't go and make themselves presidents of Naboo or anything, now did they? __________________ I am very tired.

05-02-2010, 06:43 PM	#9
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Man I'm trying to think of examplesbut that movie was a fucking mess. My total impression though is that Jedi are just like "Fuck you, laser sword" as the response to every situation. I'm probably thinking of the 2nd and 3rd ones where the jedi are like "Yo war is bad" "Nah yo war is awesome" Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 05-02-2010 at 06:50 PM.

05-02-2010, 06:25 PM	#4
Julford Hajime Monty Mole Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 744	I say you vote Glenn Beck. Y'know, try and get him off of our hands.