Kicking Solves all Problems! - Page 2

Loki, The Fallen · 05-25-2010, 01:48 PM

Sounds like an old Russian proverb in action.

"When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems appear to be nails."

krogothwolf · 05-25-2010, 01:50 PM

Well, he kicks everything Azi, and he generally makes things worse. There is an old CRT monitor on the Press Floor that has a boot stuck in it because someone on there kicked it and didn't take the boot out. As punishment I have left it there and they are walking to the next closest computer to input the data. They never learn to not piss of IT. I love punishing people for doing stupid things to my equipment. My poor babies get so abused

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-25-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Funny story about that, a big guy I knew once slapped a monitor on an old Windows 3.1 box so hard the plastic cracked, and from that day on it produced the most magical, unfathomable shades of green. I used it to make abstract MS Paint art with just green and black.

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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

EDIT@above: You can actually damage your monitor cable to do exactly that in case the urge to draw abstract art with weird colors overcomes you again.
I did that once. Not intentionally, though. It shifted back and forth between blue, purple and red .

Funny you mention this; we recently moved our pc upstairs (my sister moved out, hellooo private gaming room!!) and in the process I remembered that our monitor cable is fucked and the entire rig should never ever be moved because now the screen repeatedly turns purple and i can't get it back into the exact right position to stop it doing that.

The morale of the story; if it's broke fix it already!

bluestarultor · 05-25-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Funny story about that, a big guy I knew once slapped a monitor on an old Windows 3.1 box so hard the plastic cracked, and from that day on it produced the most magical, unfathomable shades of green. I used it to make abstract MS Paint art with just green and black.

Or, given that the computer is an 3.1 machine, it might have a monitor old enough that there's a button somewhere that switches it between normal (or "white") mode and green and amber monochrome modes. My brother used to do that all the time while playing games just because it made Street Fighter 2 look cool.

Amake · 05-25-2010, 03:04 PM

Oh, I doubt it. It was just the color green that got messed up. Guess that was a bit ambiguous.

Doc ock rokc · 05-25-2010, 04:23 PM

One of my friends is the Fonz of Percussive Maintenance
He has fixed so far with his slaps
3 computers (one had lose cabling and his slap actually made the cable sit right, One had unreachable dust in a spot and his slap knocked it out and the last was a computer that power-supply was faulty)
2 monitors (video cable fuckup, and one with one of the bright buttons stuck)
and a Jukebox...

Ravashak · 05-25-2010, 04:35 PM

Personally, I usually just stick to threatening equipment, seems to work well enough.

bluestarultor · 05-25-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravashak

Personally, I usually just stick to threatening equipment, seems to work well enough.

I ask it nicely. It's always worked well for me.

Doc ock rokc · 05-25-2010, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I ask it nicely. It's always worked well for me.

Would you Kindly...

krogothwolf · 05-25-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc ock rokc

Would you Kindly...

Smack that shit up?

05-25-2010, 01:48 PM	#1
Loki, The Fallen -~= 'Biter' =~- Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 701	Title�s to live by! Sounds like an old Russian proverb in action. "When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems appear to be nails." __________________ For the love of all that is holy don't go here!

05-25-2010, 01:50 PM	#2
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Well, he kicks everything Azi, and he generally makes things worse. There is an old CRT monitor on the Press Floor that has a boot stuck in it because someone on there kicked it and didn't take the boot out. As punishment I have left it there and they are walking to the next closest computer to input the data. They never learn to not piss of IT. I love punishing people for doing stupid things to my equipment. My poor babies get so abused __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

05-25-2010, 03:04 PM	#5
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Oh, I doubt it. It was just the color green that got messed up. Guess that was a bit ambiguous. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

05-25-2010, 04:23 PM	#6
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	One of my friends is the Fonz of Percussive Maintenance He has fixed so far with his slaps 3 computers (one had lose cabling and his slap actually made the cable sit right, One had unreachable dust in a spot and his slap knocked it out and the last was a computer that power-supply was faulty) 2 monitors (video cable fuckup, and one with one of the bright buttons stuck) and a Jukebox... __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

05-25-2010, 04:35 PM	#7
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