My kitchen is filthy [Terrible Roommate Thread]

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

I sadly have no means of revenge. I have 2 friends coming to help with the kitchen tomorrow morning now, which is good.

Seriously it is a 3 man job, we're going to be throwing out some places just because of the pure 'wtf' of them. :/ I'm just going to buy new wine glasses, to hell with it.

You know, wine glasses are expensive and it would just be a matter of washing them.

Also, you could use the money you save to drag his ass to court and get your stuff back.

[Nikose Tyris]

It's $650 bucks for filing and legal fees to drag him to small claims court, where the court will say "Yeah you have to pay this." and then walk the fuck off and it's up to you to actually GET him to collect. Best I could do from there is go to the local police, then with them to his workplace, and get them to garnish his wages.

Which is what I would do except he's unemployed and you can't garnish employment Insurance checks. I know, I've checked. (Welfare though? Fair game, somehow.)

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

It's $650 bucks for filing and legal fees to drag him to small claims court, where the court will say "Yeah you have to pay this." and then walk the fuck off and it's up to you to actually GET him to collect. Best I could do from there is go to the local police, then with them to his workplace, and get them to garnish his wages.

Which is what I would do except he's unemployed and you can't garnish employment Insurance checks. I know, I've checked. (Welfare though? Fair game, somehow.)

Interesting...

Well, I stand by my statement that you can still wash the glasses.

[Nikose Tyris]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Interesting...

Well, I stand by my statement that you can still wash the glasses.

The milk is so sour it's like a cake of milk. I did not know milk could do this.

Also I have a set of wine glasses (and martini glasses) my mother gave me for christmas that I never unpacked, and there are more dishes here then the 7 of us will need. (We have potentially 7 people living between these two apartments and we eat together/share grocery bills.) I'm definitely cleaning out the shelves.

[Flarecobra]

If you know where he lives...

Sour milk bomb.

[Bells]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

If you know where he lives...

Sour milk bomb.

Or if you are really evil, get his address, grab a box, fill with all the crap he left for you (in a triple plastic bag) and mail to him with no return address, and wear gloves during this whole process, also place a note saying "you forgot some of your stuff".

He may find out that it was you, and you might get a visit from the police just to check if you are insane, but MAN think of LOL factor.

Also, they will talk about you for years!

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Bells

Or if you are really evil, get his address, grab a box, fill with all the crap he left for you (in a triple plastic bag) and mail to him with no return address, and wear gloves during this whole process, also place a note saying "you forgot some of your stuff".

He may find out that it was you, and you might get a visit from the police just to check if you are insane, but MAN think of LOL factor.

Also, they will talk about you for years!

Issue: HE knows where it's coming from. It doesn't matter if there's a return address. Unless the guy has an aneurysm, the address to return it to either in the same package or against the front door will be readily apparent.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm honestly tempted to go out and buy new dishes and do that, Bells. However I'm not a malicious person, despite really enjoying getting angry at people sometimes. :P The fun is in the explosion. Pre-planning any kind of revenge is boring.

Also, I don't think I could mail this filth. It's really, really bad.

[Loyal]

You have a mold allergy and yet you let it escalate to this point? Very irresponsible, dude. Especially with your recent hospital escapades.

[Nikose Tyris]

Originally Posted by Loyal

You have a mold allergy and yet you let it escalate to this point? Very irresponsible, dude. Especially with your recent hospital escapades.

I know, I know, I'm an idiot. I should have done them when I first came home instead of saying "Hey I have this great idea LET'S GO LIVE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES FOR A MONTH INSTEAD".

This is clearly where the mistake was.

Now on the plus side, I'm healthier then ever and I've just confirmed I have a Gas Mask and rubber gloves for tomorrow so I'm less worried.