Put things in my mouth. Vicariously. - Page 2

synkr0nized · 03-02-2011, 03:13 AM

In a SUPER SECRET COMMUNIQUE FOR THE ELITE OF NPF thread it was recently brought to my attention that I have been gorging myself on rather large, perhaps elephantine male genitalia. As I am fairly certain this is not a beneficial path for my well-being, I come to you, the plebeians of this community, for your down-to-earth suggestions and ideas with respect to confectionery delights and simple cuisine.

I put this challenge forth to you, NPF. Provide for me the recipe of a dish in accordance with the following stipulations:
-- I must be able to procure the ingredients, if I do not have them, at a local grocery store.
-- I would prefer not to spend much for this. I can go out and get a nice meal for twenty or thirty dollars, so I expect to be able to beat that by doing it myself.
-- It must be edible.

Feel free to offer ideas for an appetizer, main dish, side dish, dessert, or beverage.

I will select what I think may be the most interesting, creative, tasty, or SOME KIND OF ARBITRARY FEELING submissions to create a meal. I will then prepare and eat this meal; there may be some kind of photo documentation involved.

I am no administrator, so rewards for your efforts may be minimal. Maybe I'll make you a signature or something. I will come down with fiery vengeance upon all who fail me.

This may be a stupid idea, ~~but I don't cook enough and want to have fun botching your recipes~~ I mean I am amazing in the kitchen and any comments otherwise will be met with swift justice.

03-02-2011, 03:13 AM	#1
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	Put things in my mouth. Vicariously. In a SUPER SECRET COMMUNIQUE FOR THE ELITE OF NPF thread it was recently brought to my attention that I have been gorging myself on rather large, perhaps elephantine male genitalia. As I am fairly certain this is not a beneficial path for my well-being, I come to you, the plebeians of this community, for your down-to-earth suggestions and ideas with respect to confectionery delights and simple cuisine. I put this challenge forth to you, NPF. Provide for me the recipe of a dish in accordance with the following stipulations: -- I must be able to procure the ingredients, if I do not have them, at a local grocery store. -- I would prefer not to spend much for this. I can go out and get a nice meal for twenty or thirty dollars, so I expect to be able to beat that by doing it myself. -- It must be edible. Feel free to offer ideas for an appetizer, main dish, side dish, dessert, or beverage. I will select what I think may be the most interesting, creative, tasty, or SOME KIND OF ARBITRARY FEELING submissions to create a meal. I will then prepare and eat this meal; there may be some kind of photo documentation involved. I am no administrator, so rewards for your efforts may be minimal. Maybe I'll make you a signature or something. I will come down with fiery vengeance upon all who fail me. This may be a stupid idea, ~~but I don't cook enough and want to have fun botching your recipes~~ I mean I am amazing in the kitchen and any comments otherwise will be met with swift justice. __________________ Find love.