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Unread 05-09-2011, 10:21 PM   #1
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mIrAcLeS Coming out.

Hey, NPF. It's me.

Lately, I've realized something about myself, and I figured I should get it off my chest.

Well no, that's not exactly true. Deep down, I've always known. But I've never really faced it; never accepted what I knew in my heart.

I really don't know why I never had this epiphany sooner. I mean, god knows it was obvious; everyone around me seemed to figure it out pretty quickly. I'm sure you've all realized it as well. But I figure it would be for the best to formally announce it.

Here goes.

I, Corey Middle Name "Token" Smith...

Am fucking awesome.

That's right. I'm totally fucking awesome, and your lives are all better for having known me. You're welcome.

I know. It's not an easy thing to discover about yourself, let alone share with others. But I figure if anyone will treat this matter with the respect it deserves, it's all my BFF at NPF. I hope the knowledge of my universe-shattering greatness won't ruin any of the bonds we've all formed.

That is all. Thank you.
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