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Unread 09-19-2011, 10:36 AM   #1
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Unread 09-19-2011, 10:44 AM   #2
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MUTINY!
Keelhaul all those scurvy basterds who'm side wi' shiney!

EDIT: Well... this is rather anti-climatic.
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"A-Admiral! There are three other Destroyers in this system already!"
"What's wrong? We have 4 fleet supply."
"Yes, but... there's a PDS on the planet below!"
"...May God help us all. *mashes Self Destruct button*"

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Unread 09-19-2011, 01:59 PM   #3
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:03 PM   #4
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What madness be this? Ye scurvy dogs believe that ye should only be talkin' like pirates one day of the year?

Poppycock, says I! From this day forward, I shall endeavor to talk like a piratical man all the time! And shame on you if'n ye not follow suit!
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:06 PM   #5
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:09 PM   #6
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Yar har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:13 PM   #7
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Yar har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!
Nay, ye should absolutely try this one.

Arrr!
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:15 PM   #8
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The king and his men
Took the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours,
And by the powers,
Where we will, we'll roam.

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What do we do with a drunken sailor,
What do we do with a drunken sailor,
What do we do with a drunken sailor
Ere'lye in the morning?

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There is no stronger tie, between man and nature
Than the one that resides in a keg of good beer
Oh the barley and rye and hops noble in stature,
A foxtrots divide of which is most dear!
Be they lambics or lagers, or bitters or bots
Or pilsners or porters, or meads sweet and clear
Or the stouts of old wizens, or ales brown or pale
It's the same to our tankards, just bring us more beer!

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Oh you're walking through a city street, you could be in Peru
And you hear a distant callin' and you know it's meant for you
So you drop what you were doin' and you join the merry mob
And before you know just were you are, you're in an Irish pub!

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A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothin' but cups of tea
A man came along by the name of Charlie Mopp
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it outta hops
He must've been an admiral, a sultan or a king
And to his praises, we shall always sing!
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mopp; the man who invented beer!

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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:28 PM   #9
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Default Since Seil's gone and posted shanties... and this one IS from memory*.

When I was a little boy, so my mother told me - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

That if I did not kiss the girls, my lips would all grow mouldy - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

Way haul away, the good ship now is rolling - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

First I met a Yankee girl and she was fat and lazy - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

Then I met an Irish girl, she damn near drove me crazy - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

King Louis was the king of France before the revolution - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

And then he got his head cut off, it spoiled his constitution - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe

Way haul away, we're bound for better weather - to me
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe


* We've once sung it at work. That caught an audience.
EDIT: Clarification: All forklifts were out of commission, and the people in charge really needed stuff up on the third floor. Pulleys set up, and there we went, hauling along.
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Unread 09-19-2011, 02:39 PM   #10
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